Hi.. My name is fizzy medkitfartjuicebubble poppop! it's the fin quarter of senior year and.. I'm a bit stuck. You see, I'm in a roxic realfhijbship with medkit... He's ths sigmaf O thidc school and I caft leave him, but.. I like someone else.. Mark chiffron Zuckerberg. The second sigma Like. He's also an sigma but beside medkit. Anyaway... I like him too... But there's a third problem!!! Mark is my friend leos arch nenemis nemjssjs neminy?? Nemasus??? They don't like eachother!! We used to all be friends but... We split up in third year.. there's two groups..
Alpha Leos group
Omega Ollie, and Beta Cove(if Im not consistent with calling him cove I'm talking about the same person when I say Keith force of habit ok😕), and me...
Sgma marks group
Beta CJ, omega noel, and.. UHM we don't have anymore friends to add In here. UHM what do I do. Should I throw in Asher again?? Idk maybe and tbd third person...
Im just so torn....
"hey gayass snap out of it☠️☠️" sayd Leo "I wasn't done talking about my bomb building assignment 😕😕" "we can all see it ended horribly." Says cove eating his turkey sandwich, mayo on one slice, then the cheese, then the meat, then mayo again, then lettuce and cheese, then the other slice. I guess I didn't notice our cafeteria was being rebuilt.. sigh am I that on my head..
"it wasn't even that bad keith- What's wrong fizzy? Your aura is... Rainbow.. your not GAY are you.." says Leo backing away in terror. "No!! I'm a straggot I swear!! Hashtag nor/mal!! Anti skiddle squad.. race car track.. finish line.. I'm not a homosapien...heh" I say my hair blowing in the wind, my lice getting all over leos Twenty Sausage Biscuits. Twenty-five sausage biscuits with cheese and eggs. Thirty Egg McMuffins. Thirteen hotcakes with sausage. Sixteen Big Breakfasts with Hotcakes. Twenty-five burritos. Fourteen Sausage And Egg McMuffins. He threw it away and sighed. "Ok. Butt-"
A putrid oder came bi... I knew it was noel, but... With noel came- "Yo." My heart fluttered... It slipped 30 beats per minute... I turned and saw mark... I became blush "HI FIZZY HI LEO HI COVE" CJ sais being as silly as ever Leo greeted them then glared at mark "can I help you melon muncher..." Mark was gonna reply but noel spoke first "guys let's not fight" her breath of Canada made all of us have to run away to avoid radiation.. sigh I didn't get to speak to mark..
"Ugh I can't stand that guy. Promise you two won't be friends with him again after what he did?" Leo said his ears down angrily "Yeah what he did was awful " said Keith "...Yeah.."
I guess war isn't over...
Will noel TAKE A BATH‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥???? Will fiZZY break up with medkit which I didn't forget about totally??? Will battery send feet pics??
Find out next adventure.. of FPP high...
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FPP highschool.. (revamp)
HorrorFizzy is a senior young highschooler who needs to make a big choice before he graduates.. (Satire for friends poos) (Had to revamp bc I have less friends)