Its a Friday night at 2am. I open my phone to not one text from my boyfriend, but one from my bestfriend.
Karma
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NOW
COME NOW BITCH
Hoe i am not waiting up for you all night
My parents are finally sleeping
BRO COME ON IM GONNA JUMP YOU
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Me
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SHUT UP
I WAS GETTING READY
IM On my way!
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Tonight we were gonna sneak out. I have no idea where this bitch wants to go its always her idea, but ill always go along with her. I opened my window and hopped out. I loved sneaking out its so thrilling and shit. Me and karma live in the same neighborhood. Sometimes we just sit in the middle of the road in hopes we dont get run over (or maybe we do). Its so pretty at night. I started walking down the road, it was quiet as always. I put my headphones in drowning out the sounds coming from the crickets. I walked down the road for atleast 10 minutes then i arrived at karmas house. I hopped over her fence separating the front from the backyard, her room was in the back. She lived on the second floor so i grabbed a rock and tossed it at her window. I think she didnt hear the first one so i threw another.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" karma whisper yelled
I started laughing as she climbed out her window and crawled onto the roof.
"Ok now." Karma said
"Yeah Um no bitch im not catching you this time." I crossed my arms
"Whatt?? Come on you did it last time"
"Yeah and i almost got flattened into the fucking ground Jump bitch this can be your practice for when you finally jump off that bridge"
"When i go im taking you with me dumbass actually i might just murder you instead the world would be a better place"
"Oh my god JUMP"
"SHUT UP" she whisper yells again and then jumps down.
"See it was not that bad pussy"
"It feels higher when your up there" she pouts
"Does it? Or are you just high on drugs"
"You wish i had drugs bitch i will fucking-" She trails off and like fucking tackles me i start jumping this hoe
We are now just laying down on the grass looking at the stars and talking. Our favorite thing to do when we are not attacking random people online.
"Sooo..." she says
"Yeah What were we gonna do tonight"
"Shut up i was getting there. Welllll i know how bad youve been wanting to go to a party.."
"YOU FOUND ONE REALLY??"
"YES I DID. RANDOS FROM SCHOOL ARE THROWING ONE AND IF YOU DONT WANNA KEEP BEING A SAD LOSER THEN WE CAN LEAVE RIGHT NOW"
