Bickering Siblings

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[Sugar Cereal]

[At the Vorvar'g mansion the triplets are enjoying Breakfast as Sable is angry after Alastors absence.]

Sable: I can't believe Alastor is gone. Just 3 years of work under him just disappeared in a flash. It's so unfair.

Hound: Wanna know what's unfair? It's unfair having to listen to you bitch and moan about not working for Alastor anymore while I had to stand over 8 hours outside Asmodeu's offices hearing him fuck that clown boyfriend of his!

Cereza: Hound I think you've had too much sugar cereal.

Hound: (Bellowed) I think I haven't had enough!

[Hound grabs the rest of the real box, dumps it in his bowl, and splatters his face with it.]


[Breakfast for dinner]

[Sable and Hound are at a Goetia party as Hound notices something that shocks him.]

Hound: No. Fucking. Way. They have breakfast for dinner here? I have to make a call.

[Hound starts calling someone. They pick up.]

Hound: Hey Cereza, do you know what I'm looking at right now?

Cereza:(Over the phone) Hound, we are not doing this again.

Hound: We are at one of the fanciest parties in hell and they have-

Cereza: (Over the phone) Hound! Breakfast for dinner is anarchy!

Hound: It's fun Cereza! It's whimsical!

Cereza: (Over the phone) It's ridiculous! Pancakes are not a night-time food!

Hound: You are ridiculous!

[Hound hangs up.]

Sable: Since when did you two start to fight over breakfast for dinner?

Hound: Ever since she saw a photo of me and Vortex eating pancakes at a dinner.


[A favor to ask]

[Hound opens his apartment door and it's revealed to be Cereza with a frown.]

Cereza: Hey, college douchebag from the 80s, I came to ask you a favor. 

Hound: Let me get my belt sander, maybe I can grind the ugly off your face.

Cereza: Very funny.

Hound: I wasn't joking.

[Hound pulls out a belt sander, turns it on, and advances on Cereza]



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