things my bsf and I quote on the daily

part 1

Aury: nu uh.

Me: the fuck you mean nu uh

*we both get disgusted*
Both: Brother ughh

Both *off key*: brother ugh baby do you know that's worth

*watching a show in Animal science*
Both: that's a woman?
*Brody shakes head and Leroy starts laughing*

*during animal science*
Aury: Leroy you caressed my leg
Me: *steals pig squishy* The holy swine says no.
*whole table laughs*

How we came up with a nickname:
Me: we should do snape since her hair is greasy
Aury: nah. We'll do black plauge. She spreads her legs and diseases.

Aury: *sticks hand out* smell this

That's all for now