Presenter: Hello everybody! I'm delighted to kick off the third season of my podcast with a very special guest, Kim Kardashian! She was Peppa pigs lawyer during the incident, so now we get an insight firsthand! Hello Kim how are you?
Kim: I'm gucciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Presenter: can you tell us what it was like meeting peppa pig for the first time?
Kim: oh my gawd so she was like a blast. We went drinking when we met to kinda mmmmmmmmmm break the ice and we had the best time.
Presenter: o-oh! You went drinking?
Kim: mnyeah and like the court case was the next day and stuff but it was fine I gave her Coke to sober up...wait maybe it was later that same day...
Presenter: what did peppa say about the incident? Was the flooding intentional?
Kim: mmmmnyeah no she just had too much Taco Bell. Or a bacon burger from Mac Donald's I think mnyeahhh
Presenter: a bacon... okay um what were your thoughts on the whole thing? Uh Kim?
*grunting*
Presenter: Kim are you-
Kim: I'm Batman.
Presenter: What?
Kim: I'm Batman. Tothebatcave. Justice *inhale through the nose* FOR GOTHAM.
* loud thump and crashing*
Presenter: oh my god Kim get off the table!!
Kim: jUSTICE. *inhale through the nose* FOR GOTHAM.
Presenter: oh my- I- yep there she goes... okay Jesus um that's all we have time for today guys, I need to take a nap. See you in the next episode!
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Crack fic
HumorWhere Kim Kardashian is Peppa pigs lawyer (based on a bit me and my sister did a week ago)
