I was mad and the only friends that could help me with that right now were : Boss and Satan. So I did what my dad taught me to do: never let my emotions hide in silence. So I took it out.
"I hate everyone"
I knew that Satan wasn't going to answer in anything, as he was never interested in taking part in these meetings. I, on the other hand, was not even asked if I wanted it not, I was just teleported here while just waking up and clothing myself. Yet, I don't regret anything. I LOVE this place and people and my friends (literally the creator of everything and the creator of pure evil).
At the same while God was doing his paperwork, which I would like to help him with, but how could I if barely could do my math homework. I didn't even know how to sigh those papers! I am a 15 years old walking idiot!
But then, as I didn't expect, God said:
"You don't hate anyone, expect yourself" Said God calmly while doing His work.
"I see no difference" I said comfortably.
I didn't really mean it, but I guess God didn't understand that as He shocked me and Satan(who for some fucking reason was eating popcorn while looking some Korean dramas on his phone and not sharing with me some food) with His next sentence.
"You're not everybody and if you think so then you are terribly mistaken"
And that was when I realized that He was not in the mood. Well, I don't blame Him, He has paperwork to do while I started a meeting without asking if anyone wanted or had the time. But seemed that Satan found that comment funny. I thought that God wouldn't react too badly, but I was mistaken once more in my stupid life. His look at Satan was enough, but it didn't stop there.
"Is this a try-not-to-laught challenge for you, Satan?"
"If so, then I have already failed." Said Satan while trying to control his laughter.
"Satan, you failed everything once you were created" Said God calmly, like He was not mad a second ago.
Yet, his words proved the exact opposite. He wasn't just mad, He was extremely mad, but didn't do anything too bad. Even so those words seemed to scare Satan. Well, that was understandable as Boss is most powerful.
I decided to make it fun, as I always try to do.
"You are savage?! I am in danger! Goodbye!!"
"Hey, don't leave me with him! I'm gonna die!"
"Satan, you've got an entire kingdom! Go there!"
"Both of you leave, please. I need peace to finish this." Said Boss completely calm.
I realized that I really had to leave and jokes wouldn't help in this situation, so I left.
"I fucking hate it here! Oh not my Boss,(the "opposite" of OMG!) I've got MATH TEST TOMORROW!!" I screamed on top of my lungs. Luckily there was no one at home now.
Author speaking, silence please!
I am not good at this, but I like it. By the way, please comment. Also, I have written this once and then deleted it afterwards, so some of you might recognize this. Watpad has got a problem and even though I write the story description, it deletes itself. Anyways, love you, have a good day!
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