The day was finally almost over. I was sitting in the rain all by myself, wondering how everything could go so WRONG. All i wanted to do was make my money by shaking my non-existent ass and pouting at those rich creepy fucks with my big, juicy, paper thin lips. It wouldnt matter anyways, Ms. petitenowaist wouldve stolen all my clients anyways, like she always does 😞.
"Grrrr, that rotten yellow toothed whore!" i growled under my breath, but it barely came out as a whisper because my voice is too soft to be intimidating...
If only the alpha king didnt chose her to be the lead performer tonight, then i'd be able to feed my two kids. He is such a cruel king. Out of all the alpha kings we've had, he was by far the WORST! And the worst part is, he never shows himself to anyone yet expects people to bow down to him. Baow, baow, boaw, baow, baow, thats that booty meat! Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, look at them booty cheeks. Why would any middle aged 50 year old woman ever want to mate with him, i just dont get it 😣!
"Pookalicous, youre on in 5 minutes, get your ass im here now!" the manager barked at me, his little furry head sticking out of the back entrance to the club.
"Coming..." i answered miserably.
"What was that?" he yelled again.
I was never sure whether he was deaf, liked the sound of his own voice, or just couldnt hear me because of how soft and silky my voice was.
"I said im coming" i shouted at him, and then he nodded and held the door open for me to get back inside.
I neighed majestically and shook of all the rain drops on my body, then slipped into the dressing area to get ready for my show. Oh yeah, the part i forgot to mention and the reason i was so overlooked was because im half horse. I have a horse head, no arms or waist, and a pair of beautiful legs that the men drool after. If only my legs were as long and beautiful as ms.petitenowaist's, then i could feed my three children.
I put on a pair of ripped sticky stockings and some flower clips in my horse hair, then i put on my black stilettos, slipped on some sexy lingerie, and walked out on stage as people cheered my name,
"Crystal crystal cry- oh, thats not her, its just the freak"
I smiled a horsey toothed smiled and neighed before grabbing the pole with my legs and attempting to do some tricks.
"Get off the fucking stage you freak of nature!" some guys shouted, and then they all started throwing their food at me.
"Get this bitch out of here, we want to see ms.petitenowaist!"
"Yeah, make her leave, id rather watch shein workers make products, they're much more entertaining than you!"
I cried tears of joy as they cheered me on, throwing their precious food and socks full of quarters at my head.
"Thank you! Thank you so much!" I cried as they continued to shout and degrade me.
Finally someone threw a brick at my head
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Pookalicous X Alpha king
HumorPookalicous is struggling to make ends meet while working as a stripper in the Alpha Kings strip club. While she's not the most popular stripper and is constantly being overshadowed by Ms. Petitenowaist, the Alpha king makes a surprise undercover vi...