"Ugh 😩" I get up, my cute and soft voice making a noise as I feel my head pounding.
From the corner of my horsey vision, I see an intimidating, large, muscular figure tower over me. I could hear the low growl in its throat, and the glint in its narrow red orbs. What a hunk 🤤!
"U-um"
"What the fuck is this" the beast growled.
"Tell me, Monty, why are my performers being treated this way by the customers? And why haven't you done a single thing to stop it..." his voice goes from loud to a low and threatening growl.
"Sorry boss, no one in the club likes pookalicous. Usually I would stop it, but they started paying good money to let them throw shit at her so- ugh"
Suddenly, the figure lunged at Monty, throwing him against the wall and grabbing him by his throat.
"You are one worthless scum of the earth-"
"Ahh~, slam me harder daddy" I screwed up my face as Monty moaned.
"Ohhh, that's not..." I said as I then watched Monty and this "boss" start making out against the wall.
"Okay, I'm just gonna-" I started to get up, but a loud growl stopped me.
"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOURE GOING?" The creature roared. The thing shoved Monty even harder into the wall and he looked like he was drained of any color in his body.
I neighed nervously.
"I-I-I'm feeling all b-better now, so I was just going to collect my money and food then go home" I shivered as his aura overwhelmed me. Then I covered my nose because his second aura was too overpowering.
"No!" He roared, "Do you even know who I am? You should be bowing before me"
I scoffed with my horsey lips, spittle finding its place on his huge pecs. If I had arms I would be crossing them right now, but I don't so I crossed my legs instead.
"Yeah okay, why should I bow to you, you're not the alpha ki..." I started to stop then slowly looked up at him.
Huge pecs, an intimidating aura, a huge hunky body and powerful voice. He was definitely the alpha king.
As I started to realize who he was, he smiled a big toothy grin at me, letting his red orb shine in this low lit room.
"A-a-Ah" I squeaked, "I-I-I-I'm so s-s-sorry alpha king, i-i-i-i-i-I meant you no d-d-disrespect!"
He barked out a hearty laugh. No, literally, he started to bark and laugh at the same time. It was weird. He was a weirdo. And his barks sounded similar to that of a chihuahua. I didn't know how he managed to growl to deeply.
"Ha, that's more like it. Now now." He growled.
I quickly tried to bow, forgetting that my legs were crossed then falling face first into the floor again. My vision felt fuzzy as I struggled to get up, you know no arms and all, when I felt a giant fuzzy paw grab my tiny waist and sit me upright with ease.
My vision cleared up and I shyly thanked him.
"Wow, your hands are so big, are you sure you're not a furry- I mean, thank you for helping me up" my pale horse face blushed.
"Heh, this is nothing for such a strong, glorious, alpha like me!" He smirked, seeming to think he's charming.
"Ohh, yeah... um anyways, I'm fine now and I really need to collect my earnings!"
"WHAT EARNINGS?" He roared, "you mean all that crap they threw at you? Absolutely no, plus we already threw away the socks and food. I have no idea what was in that shit it was heavy as hell..." he muttered that last part.
"WHAT?!" I neighed loudly.
"Nononononononon, I need that food and coins to feed my children!"
"Are you sure you don't mean grandkids.." Monty snickered, but Ignored him.
"How am I supposed to go home empty handed now? What am I supposed to tell all 49 of them???"
The alpha king looked taken aback, but not for the right reason.
"Did she say 49?" He whispered to Monty.
"I don't know boss, it changes every day, I think she's making that shit up."
"I AM NOT, I LOVE ALL 6 OF MY LIDS VERY MUCH!" I shouted, tears streaming down my face
"See, they're not even kids anymore, and there's 6 of them. I think that brick did more damage than it needed to."
"Ah, Nevermind." He whispered before turning back to me, "well how about this? I'll replace all the money and food you lost."
"Really?" I gasped, my human toes gripping and scraping into the floor like stiltskin from shrek 4. You know, the super charming short guy with red hair.
"Yess... but under one condition!" The alpha king looked like he was about to regret what he was gonna say after seeing my feet.
"In order for me to pay you back all that you lost due to my oversight, you would have to become my private stripper" he smiled menacingly, showing all his sharp teeth and laughed.
My horse face turned pale again, and then green.
I threw up all over the floor, inches away from his big blue furry feet.
"Ew!" He stepped back quickly, grabbing sanitized wipes and willing away the imaginary throw up on his feet.
"Ugh, sorry" I burped then wiped my mouth with my foot.
"What the hell is wrong with this... thing?"
"At least she's flexible?" Monty said questionably.
"Yeahhh"
"Ew, I feel like I'm gonna hard again. Can I just go home and answer you tomorrow?" I asked, throwing him my best puppy-horse dog eyes.
"Ugh, sure..." he said in disgust, and I RAN out of there.
There was no chance in hell I was becoming his personal stripper. I'm taking my 10 kids and running the hell out of this town the very next morning.
EDIT: Sooooo, as much as I enjoyed writing this and just being silly with it, I doubt there's gonna be anymore parts to this, so consider it the end 😅
Who knows, maybe I'll feel extra silly again and decide to write a ch.3 😱 (oh, the horror...)
Anyways, thank you for reading <3
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Pookalicous X Alpha king
HumorPookalicous is struggling to make ends meet while working as a stripper in the Alpha Kings strip club. While she's not the most popular stripper and is constantly being overshadowed by Ms. Petitenowaist, the Alpha king makes a surprise undercover vi...