Avery was on his phone (totally not watching Shrek...)
Shrek burst into his room and he bent Shrek over and fucked him in the ass.
Then I came in the room and beat Shrek's ass.
He died and I kicked Avery to the moon.
The end.
(It feels so weird calling you Avery since I never call you Avery you fat big back monkee—)
