If you've ever heard of a certain thing floating around the internet called "The Object Realm," well then, hi. (If you haven't, none of this is going to make sense, so please look into that and come back when you actually know what I'm saying). I'm the creator. You might know me as Crystal Ball, but for all intents and purposes here, please, call me Kirsty. I'm potentially one of the worst programmers to ever exist; actually, maybe I'm one of the best, given how I literally formed a pocket dimension in my computer...
Wait, you didn't know that, did you? Let's backtrack.
So, yeah, as I just dropped on you, the Object Realm is a pocket dimension within my computer. That's how I control everything. Come on, you didn't seriously think it was some alternate universe within the cosmos, did you? It isn't. It's just the work of this shut-in lady with way too much time on her hands. Think of it like the Sims, but with cartoon objects instead of cartoon people (because I was absolutely obsessed with object shows like BFDI when I made it).
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I should probably give you more context for this. Let's actually backtrack.
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The (Actual) Object Realm
General FictionDISCLAIMER: DO NOT READ THIS WITHOUT HAVING READ BOTH "The Object Realm" AND "Max Perez: One Realm to Another," AS THIS IS A SEQUEL TO BOTH AND WILL SPOIL YOU/NOT MAKE SENSE WITHOUT PRIOR CONTEXT!!! (There's also a warning in the prologue, so seriou...
