chapter 3: attack of the killer donuts

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(based on the movie attack of the killer donuts)

We see Felicity and Jack having an argument.

Felicity: I just don't know why you're mad at me.

Jack: you told Blitz where I was and it eventually led to me getting banned from every college in the world!

Felicity: you said I was wasting potential on my animatronics. Who's fault is it now?

Jack: that's why you did it? That was a joke! You ruined my life over it!

Felicity: insult my animatronics once you're an idiot. Insult my animatronics twice we are no longer friends.

Jack: well if I knew how to build animatronics I wouldn't waste my robotics knowledge on building recreations of characters from a stupid game.

(RECORD SCRATCH)!!!!!!!

then Felicity slowly turned her head around to stare at Jack as her left eye was twitching.

Felicity: insult my animatronics three times... I'll make you forget what it's like to live.

Jack: what?

Then Felicity pulled out a knife and immediately started attacking Jack.

(The next day at the base)

June: I don't know what to do about Felicity.

Ratchet: what do you mean?

June: she tried to kill Jack.

Circuitjack: your son is still alive and breathing, June. Let it go.

Optimus prime: when you said you don't know what to do about Felicity what do you mean? Because there's really nothing we can do.

Ultra Magnus: are you thinking about your earthly authorities on Felicity?

June: Jack does want to press charges.

Arcee: damn.

Bumblebee: and you're going to let him?

June: Jack's my son and Felicity tried to kill him.

Smokescreen: wow, Felicity has purposely or accidentally killed how many people by now, and some of them we helped her cover up. Did you call the cops then?

Bulkhead: even when it was your second ex-husband you acted like it was normal for you.

Wheeljack: honestly I'm shocked you're even contemplating on it.

Then IMP, Asmodeus and Fizzarolli showed up after entering the base through a portal to hell.

Asmodeus: June, there better be a good reason for this.

Megatron: I was in the middle of one of Charlie's trust exercises back at the hotel.

June: (sigh) Felicity tried to kill Jack.

Everyone had a deadpanned expression while staring at June.

Blitz and Fizzarolli: okay.

Millie: am I supposed to be surprised?

Moxxie: she does that.

Knockout: that's why you called us here? Because of Felicity.

Breakdown: in the past Felicity has tried to kill many vehicons and she even succeeded a few times. That's not new.

June: her behavior has gotten out of control. She practically ruined Jack's future over a joke he said.

Miko: she does that to all of us, she tried to run me over with a car just because I said that the first FNAF game was kind of boring.

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