transformers prime helluva boss crossover 2 (the sequel rewrite)

chapter 4: problems start

(Months later)

Megatron: Magnus, why is this imp still pregnant? Tell me how she was able to keep it when she knew all of us wouldn't be able to help.

Ultra Magnus: I didn't know she decided to keep it.

Caddy: wait, you knocked up somebody?

Ratchet: (groans) this is the academy days all over again.

Felicity: okay. And Magnus, I gave you the money to give to her, which means that bitch stole from me. So now we have an even bigger problem in our hands.

Loona: and if she has the baby in this base you better make sure I'm not in the room.

Ultra Magnus: why?

Loona: because I read the book she left behind last time and I do not wanna be around when page 53 happens!

She said as she opened the book to page 53, which showed a very disturbing image.

Leela: yeah, and my uncle is in the other room holding his soon to be husband back to prevent him from killing you.

(In the other room)

Blitz: NO!!! LET ME GO!!! HE NEEDS TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

(In the main room)

Ultra Magnus: it probably isn't mine.

Megatron: but what if it is, Magnus? I cannot have any problems happening while Optimus is on vacation.

Knockout: can't you just throw her off a cliff? You've done that with Starscream multiple times.

Megatron: I.... Your brother Optimus told me that after what happened at the academy that you swore never to let it happen again.

(Authors note: in this rewrite I made Optimus prime and Ultra Magnus twin brothers)

Ultra Magnus: it was an accident.

Megatron: Ratchets sister was an accident. Arachnid was an accident, twice. Blitz's sister Barbie is an accident!

Bulkhead: damn.

Smokescreen: you sparked up Barbie wire? By the Allspark. So Optimus is gonna have a half imp niece or nephew?

Ultra Magnus: ... You and Wheeljack don't even babysit Blitz and Stolas's son.

Smokescreen: that's because their son keeps crawling on the ceiling.

Wheeljack: well if they can't even put their son in a daycare what the hell makes anyone think I would babysit?

Megatron: get your shit together, Magnus. You are about to be a sire of a half imp sparkling, and we're not going to help you raise it. Optimus is a little too soft with all of you. But I refuse to see my old friends twin brother fall flat on his ass. So do all of us a big favor and get it together.

Then Jack ran into the room panicking.

Jack: my mother!

Arcee: what about the bitch?

Jack: one of her kidneys died!

Arcee: oh damn.

Jack: the doctor said it could take months to find a kidney match.

Leela: can't you just donate your kidney?

Jack: what?

Leela: you're her son, so you'd be a logical donor.

Jack: oh, I guess.

Felicity: do you even know how they take kidneys out?

Jack: no.