Reboot Rewright

Ep 6: Silence of the Forest

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island. Our remaining contestants played a game of capture the skull. The frog boys decided to put their only girl with them as a sacrifice to Scary Girl on a jackhammer. Ripper tried to win the game by using a teammate as a human shield. But MK was actualy controlling the shields. That ended up leading the frogs to victory. But by the end. Scary girl proved too scary for this game. Who will be carried off by the drone next? Well, save that for the tdi fan pages, you sick mother fu-

Chef: Whoa whoa whoa. Too far.

Chris: Fine. Stay tuned on Total, Drama, Island!

(Insert intro)

(Trout cabin girls side)

Millie: I still can't believe he'd do such a thing.

Priya: I know right. Ripper must go next! The audacity he had to do that shit and-

(Damien walks in the room)

Damien: Priya. Looking stunning as usual.

Priya: Oh, really?

Damien: I noticed you girls were up so I was wondering if next time we go to elimination, you girls vote me off. Please?

Priya: I know Damien. But we want Ripper gone.

Damien: Maybe you'll do it for a button?

(He pulls some buttons out of his jacket pocket)

(Confessional)

Damien: I've had enough of these games! So I'm running a Vote Damien Off The Island campaign. I rather leave by drone today. Than in a coffin, the next. And yes. I did make buttons.

(End of Confessional)

Millie: I'll take one I guess.

Priya: Damien. Your more importaint on the team than Ripper. So we want to keep you around.

(Confessional)

Priya: I won't tell Millie this but, I've got a crush on Damien. Thats the main reason I want to keep him around. That not weird right?

(End of confessional)

Chris: They are going to love this.

(Chris pulls out a megaphone and an airhorn and pipes the airhorn into the megaphone)

Chris: Line up at the beach in an hour for the next challenge!

MK: AAH! My ears! Did that have to be so loud?

Julia: Come on, get up. We gotta see what today's torture trap we're getting ourselves into.

(Challenge)

Chris: Welcome campers to your next challenge. This one is really simple. Just make it through the woods.

MK: The question is is there a catch on how we're gonna die?

Chris: Just because theres seemingly simple challenge doesn't mean there isn't a catch.

Ripper: Sweet, theres no catch.

Chris: Of corse theres a catch.

Damien: LANDMINES?!?! Its landmines isn't it?!

Chris: No Damien. Throughout these woods there are several sound traps. Like alarm clocks. Bell tripwires. And motion activated microwaves.

Raj: Why the heck would you choose microwaves?

Wayne: They are very loud. I once pressed my ear up against one and lost my hearing for a week.

Chris: And another reason not to trigger these things. The hungry animals and I may or may not have woken up when waking you guys up. I would suggest going in pairs. Just in case one of you gets mauled, the other can tell us where your remains are.