The sun shone through the misty grass of the fields of the small town where Venomshank school resided, and it was the hours before school started... Shuriken and Slingshot have been sharing a close bond after their discussion yesterday in Illuminas class. Their close bond led them to have a sleepover at Shurikens place, and their eyes awoken to a brand new day for Venomshank school. "Hey Sling! Do you want to go to the park before school?" Shuriken asked with a response from Sling "Sure!" Slingshot responded, in the middle of packing his crap up for school. "Can we go now?" Shuriken asked in inpatience "Just hold on, I need to finish packing up my stuff" Slingshot said. "No! WE NEED TO GO RIGHT NOW!" The hooded speddie said in a irritated manner feeling the urge to hit Slingshot. "Ok fine!" The furry zipped up his bag, heading out the door to go to the park with his new found friend. The two buddies arrived at the park 10 minutes later, fortunately the park was close to Venomshank School, as this is where the speddies usually skipped before they get caught by the schools' administrator...Ms.Windforce while she was out taking a break from dealing with her poor excuse of a son. However, this didn't stop the two boys from enjoying themselves before Hell swallowed them whole! It was only 6:30 AM! They couldn't get caught! School hasn't even started yet! So, Slingshot and Shuriken sat on the teeter totter and began playing with the several varieties of the playground equipment..before suddenly..the two buddies..felt something urn and turn in their bowels in unison..this made Shuriken look at Slingshot worried..as he stuttered.."I-I-I really have to take a shit..and there's no dang port-a-potties anywhere as Mr. Venomshank forces us to hold it in until Lunch Time!" Slingshot was in too much despair to respond so he just nodded..but he couldn't hold it anymore..his bowels lost complete control as he explosively shat in his pants..Shuriken then looked at Slingshot with sheer disgust..wait no..AMAZEMENT 🤩🤩, Shuriken then smirked smuggly and pulled down his pants as he squatted down in a mud puddle as he was trying to hold back laughter as he was talking to Slingshot, "Watch this Sling! Venomshank's gonna like this surprise! HAHAHAHAHA" Slingshot simply watched his buddy in amazement and confidence as the poop came sliding out of Shuriken..however, as soon as the poop slid out of Shuriken..it made a gnarly sound as it made a squishy and wet noise as it splashed in the mud puddle, this made Slingshot audibly laugh and regain all of his confidence that he lost when he shat himself..however, before they could have a chance to have a good laugh about what just happened, the two friends heard a Jeep pull up.. "Looks like someone wanted a show!" Shuriken chirped continuing to blow some turds out, the form of them beginning to appear to be watery diarrhea, each plop not even having a single second of pause to breathe from Shurikens continuous plops of waste. Slingshot looked in the direction of the jeep awaiting for someone to come out of the drivers seat fearing awaiting on his face. "Uh... S-Shuri... I think we s-should go..." Slingshot warned the speddie "Who cares Sling! This poop needed to come out! and im not pooping myself unlike you!" Shuriken raised his voice causing slingshots face to turn tomato red, but before he could reply someone did come out of the jeep... A demon with a helmet and horns that looks like angel wings... The one and only... "B-Banhammers mom...Ms.Windforce...." Slingshot muttered, and Shuriken continued to poop in the mud puddle with no care at all. Windforce stomped towards the two causing a thud of panic striking the Earth infecting the two who see her approaching between each stomp she yelled "HEY! DON'T POOP!" This caused Shuriken to actually be terrified, for he began to pull up his pants in a rush struggling to lift it up to the waist with each pull just led to him dropping his pants in a continuous manner. Slingshot began to run his heart thumping like he ran a marathon, and Shuriken quickly caught up behind him holding up his pants, and farting away each step. This made Windforces' mouth open in sheer terror...Shuriken's wet farts were surely worse than her sons'! She was in disbelief...she figured that nobody was able to surpass him! However, before Windforce could lecture the boys' more, the three of them heard a rapid honking before a VERY distinguishable school bus crashed into the back of Windforces' Jeep. Before the Holy Gates opened with the students' favourite Junkie speaking up so the boys can hear them, "Hey Little Man's...need a lift to the loony bin called Venomshank school?" It was obvious that he was already higher than a kite...heck! He was higher than Snoop Dogg! But the boys shrugged it off and hopped on the School Bus being greeted by the stoner and their fellow peers, such as, Stupid Skateboard, Moody Medkit, Vile Vinestaff and Creepy Coil! As the two kids hopped onto the battle bus, Traffic blasted his Stoner tunes and shouted to get the kids' attention, "Hey Little mans' and woman...do any of you's remember where Homie Katana lives?...isn't it that group home that Homie Subspace used to live before the homie bailed himself out mannn?.." Everyone nodded with a few "yeahs" leading Traffic to drive to the group home, but in reality he is just lost.
