It Seems That You're Here To Cause Trouble...
"Damn, there's even a phoenix? That Lu Xiaowei's luck is quite good!" Brother Dog, who had been forced to go offline, went to browse through strategy guides with his phone. When he saw Old Master Lu's popular strategy guideline, he felt jealous.
Having a hidden occupation, being a great master... Should he invite Old Master Lu out for a meal to build up their brotherly relationship??He felt that it had been very long since he had last contacted Old Master Lu.
"Aiyoh, my dear ancestor, why are you still holed up here?" It hadn't been long since Brother Dog sat down when he saw his mother rushing downstairs without putting on her makeup.
"What's the matter?" Brother Dog didn't get what was going on.
"You didn't get your dad's call?"
Hearing that, Brother Dog looked at his phone. After thinking about it for two seconds, he was suddenly struck by realization and said, "Oh, I forgot to pay the bill."
"You!!" The woman instantly slapped his head full of messy hair. "You're shut in so much that you're almost going to become an immortal!"
"Is something the matter?" Brother Dog asked curiously. He knew his mother's character well. She would spend all her time shopping and playing mahjong with her friends. How could she possibly have the time to care about him? Otherwise, would he have ended up in the hospital?
"It's all because of that old-fashioned grandfather of yours," said the woman angrily. "He says that he doesn't wish to see your premature aging appearance on his birthday and especially called an old soldier to come and train your body. He says that this will help to increase your masculinity!"
"Damn, Mom, why didn't you say so earlier?" Brother Dog immediately jumped up. "I'll have to go to aunt's place to hide for a while."
"Hide your head!" The woman grabbed onto him and said, "This time around, you can forget about running away. It's not just your grandfather. Your dad has also given strict orders. He has spoken to my relatives, so none of them would dare to take you in now."
"Dad?" Brother Dog was stunned for a moment. "It's so rare. When has he gotten time to care about me?"
"Isn't it all because of your Uncle Fang? When you were just born, our families had made a marriage agreement for you and their daughter. After so many years, your Uncle Fang is doing increasingly well, and his daughter is also quite capable. She went to Tsinghua and also studied abroad at the Federation Star Continent Academy. Since you are like this, your dad knew his place and didn't mention this matter. Therefore, he hadn't expected your Uncle Fang to bring this matter up himself, saying that when his daughter comes back to China next month, the two children should spend some time together... Your dad was struck by happiness by such a great thing. When he called me, he couldn't even speak well. He specifically instructed you to do well this time around."
"Do well my foot!" Brother Dog covered his face. "Mom, it's not as if you haven't met that Fang Xiaogui before! She's so arrogant and lofty! Her mother clearly looks down on your background as well. How could she possibly let her daughter be married to me? This matter hadn't been brought up for so many years, but it's suddenly brought up now. Something must have happened!"
"What could have happened?" The woman rolled her eyes. "Your Uncle Fang's career is doing very well. Their family business's stocks are shooting up. Do you think it's like your father's struggling business? If it's not for your uncles' help, the business might have been gone long ago. What could they want from your dad?"
Brother Dog said, "Then it must be that she has gotten entangled in love matters, and I'm asked to pick things up!"
Hearing that, his mother didn't give an immediate reply. A hint of evasion flashed in her eyes, making Brother Dog immediately jump up. "F*ck, it's really that. Aren't you guys too much? Am I your real son?"
