I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm going to go see this idiot. Just one secret can't be hard to steal, right? I bet it'll be like taking candy from a baby. When I make my way downstairs I'm greeted to the sound of banging and crying. According to Rob this is the only thing these assholes ever do. Right now, I don't care about them, well I never care about them, but that's beside the point. The only one I want my attention on is the "Meme Lord," I can't believe he's even known as that, it's stupid, but powerful, I guess. I do like power, so maybe I could take it. Anyways, I should stop stalling myself and get him to spill the beans.
I go up to him and say in a relatively calm voice, "Hi bud I want to have a talk with you."
He sits and stares at me. Shit, I forgot that he doesn't speak. Maybe I should let him out of his cage. I know it sounds like a disaster waiting to happen, but for him to talk to me I need to unfortunately gain his trust. I decide to do it. I open the cage. He looks at me, confused.
I tell him, "Come on out I'm not going to kill you."
He finally comes out. Thank god. My patience is already thin when it comes to this man. The next step is to get him to say ANYTHING! Okay. Okay. Okay. I need to calm down or I could accidently let my anger out verbally and he will not talk to me at all.
"Do you like um... want to do something?" I asked in the sweetest tone I could muster up without cringing.
He just shrugged and stared at me. This is so damn stupid.
"Look I'm sorry; I just want to help myself become a better person," I whispered.
There is no way I would actually change for the better, but he doesn't need to know that.
