What If Deku CHOKED On All Might's Hair?

Deku CHOKES On All Might's Hair?! ✋😔

    "WHAT?!" Deku yelled out in shock; watching the tiny piece of All Might's Hair dangle from All Might's hand.
    "Hm? Why so shocked there, young Midoriya?" He chuckled.
    Deku's face turns red of embarrassment.
    "Listen, Bud, I know it's weird to eat someones hair...like really weird...like super duper..weird...." All Might zoned out for a bit but then returned to reality. He put his hand on Deku's shoulder with courage.
    Deku looks up at him and his eyes start to sparkle with amazement.
    "This teaches you something, Young Midoriya. This shows you, no matter how gross/ridiculous a situation may seem to be, or just is, it will always give a big impact on your life. Got that my boy?" All Might exclaims and then smiles at Deku, revealing a shine in all of his shinny white-ish teeth
    Deku admires All Might for a bit. His eyes sparkling with inspiration from All Might. He then shakes his head side-to-side and nods with the power of courage and determination on his side.
    All Might smirks.
    "That's the young Midoriya that I know of! Now, here you go," All Might says, handing Deku the piece of hair.
     Deku takes a deep breath. This price of hair that he was about to eat was about to change his whole life. There will be a bit of All Might's DNA in him, plus some of his amazing quirks. Deku sighs and then smiles with courage.
    "Alright. This is for you, All Might!"
    After he said that, he put the piece of hair in his mouth. It had a strange taste and it was really hard to chew in half. He then tried to swallow...but he choked!
    Deku starts to cough and cough over and over again. The piece of hair was stuck on his throat. His eyes started to tear up. He then fell on the ground, still trying to cough it out. All Might went on his knees and looked at Deku in terror.
     "Y-Young Midoriya! Are you okay?! Speak to me!" All Might cried out like an anime girl calling out for her father to come back.
     All of the sudden, Midoriya turned pale and then...died.
    All Might stayed there, shocked. He then cried out to the sky, where Deku was now, and yelled out in a crying voice.
     "NOOOOOOO!"
    All Might looked at Deku's corpse and let his tears land on it.
    All of the sudden, footsteps are heard coming close. All Might looks behind him and his face turns pale.
    It was....DRAKE?!
    "Yooo! My Guyyyy! Got any kids for me to-"
    "AHHHHHHHHHH"
    A nuke than exploded the entire earth and everyone died.

                         The End! 🥺🩷