"Bro, why are you a chef?" -Caelous
"Swagay." -Caelous
"WHY AM I NAMED AFTER ROWAN OF RIN?!" -Rowan
"Does that mean I'm a merchant?" -Mercury
"Time was made up by clock keepers to sell more clocks." -Saturn
'5.9 billion kilometres away from the centre, Pluto lives.' -nobody (ODYSSEUS?!)
"Sooooo, wanna play polka?" -Mars
'Caelous was flying.' -nobody (Odysseus who?)
'What does he feel?' -Rowan's thoughts
' (. o .) ' -Jupiter's face everyday
My friend when I sent them the out of context chef bro ensuing them it will all make sense one day: '{duct tapes chef bro to my wall to hold hostage until further notice} I'm sure it will ☺️
I am working on something. (Yes, it's the same thing, I may or may not keep getting distracted.)
-Fp
YOU ARE READING
Pluto's Paranormal Paradox
РазноеHey, just some oneshots of the characters I'm currently writing a story about :) They're planets. But they're humans. Also posting on AO3!!
