One last hoo-rah: a Supernatural fanfiction

Chapter Three

"From experience, Chuck likes games..."

"Books!" Sam interrupted.

"Whatever!" Dean hated it when Sam corrected him but most time, he did deserve it. "So maybe, this is a new story, he wants to play out so, if we want to get back home..."

This time Dean was interrupted by a knock on the door and stood up, Dean picked up his Desert Eagle gun, and heads towards the door, looked through the peephole, shook his head, tucked the gun into the back area of the waistband of his blue fitted jeans before opening the door "Jack!" He moved aside to let him in.

Jack didn't need to be invited twice, he nodded and entered "It's not good!"

Dean slammed the door "Is it ever?"

"Dean..." Sam gives his big Brother a rationalizing look before turning to Jack "What did Lucifer say?"

Dean snorted "That we're mad!" His tone held enough sarcasm for the entire B'N'B "I'm not a big fan of God but Lucifer, he's worse and you're waiting for his answer?"

"He's Jack's Dad, Dean!" Sam had patience in his tone.

"So was Cas and I, and so were you!" Dean retorted and grabbed a beer.

"You two quite finished?" Jack sat at the table.

Dean and Sam sat opposite Satan's spawn.

"I asked Lucifer and he doesn't know! He said not even his Dad is that much of a dick to rip you two from Heaven." The blonde nodded.

"Lucifer lies, Jack" Dean Scoffed.

Sam had to agree because there was a point when he was Lucifer...

Chuck has written the Sam/Dean, Lucifer/Michael story already!!!

"You don't think I know that!" Jack rolled his pretty blue eyes "Give me one!" He gestured to the beer.

Dean gave Sam a side glance then smirked "What are you now? Fourteen!" He joked.

Because of who, and what Jack is, he was robbed of a childhood... He was eighteen from newborn, so Dean loved to tease him about being underage! Again, I don't feel comfortable retelling God's work so, research it!!!

Jack laughed, he felt 'normal' when Dean teased him "Dude, I did research!"

Sam couldn't help but chuckle "You did your homework..."

"And an adult beverage will be your reward?" Dean added with a chuckle.

"Guys!!!" Jack couldn't help his fit of laughter "I'm not a kid!" He tried to defend himself through laughter.

"Okay, Jack!" Dean smirked at Sam.

The very tall Winchester stood up and grabbed a Ribena from the fridge "You can have a juice box."

All three men laughed hysterically.

*********************

Half past six in the evening, the Brother's sat silently at the table. After fifteen minutes, Dean's stomach started growling "Well, if we're stuck on Earth then..." He rubbed his stomach "Let's eat!"

"Seriously?" Why did the younger Brother even question it? Dean loves food, and he always has. He once had a cheeseburger that lasted longer than any relationship he'd been in.

*********************

Half past seven, they walked into 'hunger fighter 'n' Bar'

Dean grinned like a kid in a candy store as the smell of deep-fried food filled his nostrils. "Sammy, do you smell that?"

The younger sibling nodded but his face showed disgust "Really, Dean?"

"What could be better?" The older one shrugged.

"Mum's pot roast!" Mumbled the agitated giant.

Dean chose to ignore his Brother's sulk and made haste for the bar "Hey gorgeous!" He called over to the back of a woman, dressed in a white ankle-length dress, and straight black hair to her bum.

"Well, hello handsome!" She turned around to reveal a low-cut dress "What can I get you?" Her skin was very pale but her big brown eyes were so inviting.

"Two whiskeys, a cheeseburger, fries, and..." He looked at Sam.

Yes, the younger Brother was hungry but he was in a trance-like state "Same as you!" He spoke a little confused.

"You heard him!" Dean grinned "We'll sit over there!" He pointed to a back table and then took a seat. "You okay?" He asked his sibling.

"Something weird is going on, Dean." The more rational, less hungry one added.

The older one nodded but he didn't understand "We're not in heaven!" He stated in a whisper.

Sam shook his head "I told you about Gabriella, right?"

"The Jess-a-like!" Dean mused.

Sam sighed "Yes, Dean. You haven't noticed, have you Dean?" He chuckled lightly "She looked like Constance!"

"Everything okay?" Asked the barkeep as she bought the food over.

Dean moved his glass allowing her to put the food down "Thank you cuteness!"

She looked at Sam "You said my name!"

**************************

Sam figured when they'd eaten, they'd retreat back to the B'n'B but it would appear that Dean had other ideas. The bar's entertainment tonight was lipsyncing drag queens and Dean Winchester.

You see once Dean was well over-the-limit in whiskey, he grew some unknown confidence...

Sam couldn't leave, much to his dismay but his elder needed him.

The Queen 'Anita Tinkle' smiled and spoke into the mic "For one night and, one night only, tonight is this sexy ass' first and last show, welcome to the stage 'Dame Toxic Anaconda'" and like he'd never been seen before the short Winchester Brother went onto the stage in a pink lycra catsuit, blonde glittery pigtailed wig, purple glitter overloading his eyes and the brightest pink lips.

Sam whistled with enthusiasm, he had never imagined his Brother could do this. The younger brother was enjoying this and when 'Toxic Anaconda' began lip-syncing and dancing to 'do something' by 'Britney Spears', he had to hit record on his iPhone while cracking up.

Dean came back twenty minutes later without the lycra or the wig but still had a face full of makeup.

Sam smirked, "Can I buy you a drink sexy?" He laughed. He longed to get back to his family in Heaven but tonight was a perfect distraction!

Dean was clearly drunk as he tried to mimic a country girl "Why kind sir, saving a damsel from dehydration." He nodded.

"Think you need a coffee..." The younger one suggested.

"Sam, look..." He turned his Brother to face a table "Familiar?"

All they could see was the back of a woman with straight blonde hair just past her shoulders wearing black leggings and a black t-shirt, the woman turned slightly, revealing that she was eating chips with way too much ketchup.