Sun Tzu Says

Disclaimer

So, this is my third attempt at a Harry Potter fanfic, and this time, I've decided to get rid of all the edgy stuff. Maybe I'll revisit it later, when I've got the hang of things, and figured out what to write exactly in this fandom.

Also, Wattpad readers, forgive me for the stupid cover art. It's two hours past midnight, I'm sleepy, and whipped it together in less than five minutes. As for FFN and AO3 readers, I love you, your websites don't need cover art.

I've got two PJO/HOO works in progress, though this one will be my major concern for most of the foreseeable future.

I've decided to keep in line with one of the most overused plots in fandom history- what if Harry was politically competent?

But I think I'll do a decent job of it, especially keeping in mind that in this story, it's not Harry who's the actual 'main character'. Even though he's the protagonist, the story mostly revolves around the role he plays in the war against Voldemort.

In other words, the story follows Harry, who is like the helpful NPC in a video game where the GWL is the main character. I think I'll do the idea justice.

As I mentioned in the story summary, Harry tries to be like Lucius Malfoy. What do I mean by that?

Few fish can survive in water that is too clean. Harry in this story is there just to muddy the water a bit, do all of the Light faction's dirty work for them.

Dumbledore doesn't like to do anything remotely evil, but Harry doesn't hesitate. Torture, bribery, corruption, threats, robbery, assassinations, enslavement, the entire chebang- anything to gain more power against Voldemort's forces.

He is like an anti-Lucius Malfoy in that sense.

He uses the most underhanded of means to get financial and political strength, and then slowly makes his way to the top of the world.

And when I say slowly, I mean it. Harry will be very weak for many chapters- he's strength lies not in his power, but in his brain, that's why all his victories come from strategy and underhanded tactics. Until later, when he actually becomes kinda OP.

Now that all those are out of the way, let's talk about something fun.

There will be sex, maybe not lots of it, but still, there would be explicit lemons here and there. No work of mine is complete without that.

Let's talk of the harem.

LET THERE BE INCEST!

If that's not your thing, I advise you to turn the story down right now. Don't wanna see unnecessary flames complaining about incest. This is fanfic, everything goes.

Here's the harem details beforehand, because I'm good that way.

Lily Potter, the first one in the harem. Nothing much to say there.

Rose Potter, a brat in every sense of the word and the GWL. In desperate need of a good spanking.

Daphne Greengrass, fan favourite character. A frigid bitch, the definition of tsundere.

Tracey Davis, Daphne's half sister in this story. Only thinks about snacks and sex, no matter the gender.

Susan Bones. A cute, innocent Pureblood Heiress who is just begging to be corrupted with that thick body.

Amelia Bones. Milf + Potential incest + Dummy thick + Politically powerful, yum. The complete package.

Nymphadora Tonks. Metamorphagus, good for sex, good for corporate espionage.

Fleur Delacour. Veela, good for sex, good for honey traps. Ruins businesses, grabs gold.

Bellatrix Lestrange. Sexy, crazy, fits perfectly with Harry's controlled evil.

Celeste Malfoy. Draco's older sister, a complete bitch who needs to be put in her place.

Pansy Parkinson. Puberty did her wonders, but she needs to do a lot of.... jobs for Harry to leave her dear fiancé Draco alone. Jobs that she would never admit she enjoys.

And that's it.

On to the story.

Manipulative Harry, good mentor Dumbledore, no bashing, Ron and Hermione are minor characters at best.

Ope, completely forgot about the actual disclaimer itself.

I'm pretty sure I'm not a middle aged lady, and I don't have a Twitter either, so I have no rights to Harry Potter or anything. The only thing I own is a dinosaur collection and this phone I'm currently writing on.

Happy reading, my friends.