Floyd looks up in the sky
"There's a full moon tonightA"
All alone, no friends, nothing to do cause Creek took away his phone
He needs skmebody to save him
"Riff...come NOW!!!" he began crying while cutting his wrist with tissue boxes
The door opens so he makes it look like he's cleaning up the floor
"Hey sugar booger~ ♡♡♡ "
"Ugh...hey Creek"
"Im planning something"
"COol" FLpyd isnt really interested, he's only saying that so he doesnt fget beat up again
"There's this rock troll, he's fucking gay, ans when my bounty hunters get their handa on his little mashochistic ass, there gonna kill him and cut off all his limbs, they'll make soup out of him! And YOUUUUUU , YOUUUUU will get to taste test it! Sound cute pooks?"
Floyd turns whiter then Zoey Deschanel
WHAT????????
"CREEK WHAT THE FUCK???? U CANT DO THAT??????"
"says who baby~?"
"SAYS ME!"
"Im not letting you kill Riff!"
"Too bad faggot, we cant always get what we want?"
"Your too retarted for this shit- yk what, fuck you Creek!"
"You first!" Creek grabs FLoyd by his wrist but gets hit in the head with a pan
Floyd looks up and sees them!
"The Smiling Friends?? Are yall rwally coming to save me???"
"Yeah!" They all say at the same time
Charlie picks up Floyd as Alan sromps on Creek's almost like corpse
The SMILING FRIENDS runs out of the castle but the bad guys kill STHE SMLING DRIENDAS NOOOO GODDAMIT-
They grab Floyd-
They tie him to a stool
He's stuck there, that's ehat his gay ass gets for teying to escape
"You will stay HERE, for as long as we need you too be-" One of them says
"But Creek- He's almost dead"
"Just kidding pookie~" Creek dances, HES STILL ALIVE!!! / neg
"I just used the power of music to save me, I stole it from Riff~"
"RIFFF NOOOOO" Floyd screams as the bad guys choke him and creek laughs like the evil sadist he is
"I sent bad guys to go find Riff, their taking to dman fucking long-"
"YOU, you will sit here until GTA 6 comes out, got it?"
"But what if I have to shit?"
"Shit your pants then idfk"
As Creek and the bad guys leave, Floyd cries as he takes out a blunt, and lights it
He wants Riff...
He needs Riff...
YOU ARE READING
FLOYD X RIFF
Fantasythe last book got deleted FUCK YOU WATTPAD SYK WATTPAD >:( 😡😡😡😡 coughs anyway this book is satire. dont report, THE LAST BOOK GOT DELETED AND IF I FIND OUT WHO TF DID IT I WILL STRANGE THEM GEAHHHHHHHH ( floyd has a crush on riff riff has a cru...
