the next morning, RIFFF wakes up and just..lays there , he really needs Floyd
he wants him, he's madly in love, he wants to take him out for romantic dates
Butt, Riff gets up and walks outside, he sees a rocket shit
jumos in
it drives to a world
world 8 : hell
its cold
colder rhen alaska
ridd is burning up, everything swrats
howrver, he jears music
it sounds like smolth jazz
its making rifd HORNY
like- very horny
rock ( troll ) hard
blue balled
riff bites his lip
"What the gyatt? Where the fuck is this ckming deom????
He wants to masterbate with a table
But he's on a misson to find floyd
"OHHHHO IM TOO HRONY11!1!" He layed doen on a nearby rock and whips his 🍆 out
strokes it, even chokes it
He moans and does thw weird ass hentai daces whatevr, feels good
One hand jacks off while the orher shoces a tree in his asshole
"Heh heh boi~ now i have a cideo of that and i can jack off to it whenever~"
Riff is tuened off completely
Snaps thr hell out of it
It was rhis horny ass troll
"My name is Chaz, I want you to fuck me~ <3"
"No!" Riff gets up and puts his clothes back on
"Ohhhh hot, your a dom daddy aren't you~" he chuckles, tugging at his NIPPLES
"No! Im not gonna have sex with you! Your ugly as fuck and Im saving my asshole for skmebody elae, not you you retarted ass bee!"
"......"
"FINE, IF YOUR GONNA BE LIKE THAT-" Chaz takes oht a Barbie girl gun and aims it at his temple
Riff shocked, "NO NO NO- I dont wanna fuck you but yoi xant kill yoraeld! Its just sex! Theres more to life rhen rating torhers fenitals!1!1!!1"
Chaz doesnt xare, "Nobody ever wants to rearange my organs, And I wonder why..."
"Well, in on a misson to finf Floyd!"
"Ohhh okay, if tou need me too, I can hqnd over the pkwer of smooth music~"
"Please!"
Chaz figs out of his pickets and before he nads RIFF ocet the piwer of smooth jaxz music, somebodu strals it
GASPS LIEM FLOYD AFTER TKAING RIFF'S PP IN HIS LITUH HOTLY YAITSTUCALLY!!1!1!!1!1 ‼️‼️‼️‼️ VALENTINO????
"Heyyyy baby boys~"
"What the sigma???? Everybody lilled your ass years ago!" The horny troll and skinny ass troll say
"Well Vivziepop briught me back to life and now...I wanna make a contract with ya~"
"No! EAT MY SWEAT!!11!" Chaz picks up a house and throws it on Valentiono
but the ugly moth catches it
"Nice catch pookie~"
"Kys"
chaz & valentino fight like Street FIghter for 6362 mibutes but riff is frustrated
"I cant take this shit!" He runs to the """" moth"""" ( ehich looks like a retaryed bald man ) and begins beating him with a baseball bat, blood everywhere but Val's fat ass moans
"God he's such a masochist, and I like being stabbed" Chaz rolls his eyes
Val fets up and oushes riff kn the floor
Valentino reveals his wings
"The fuck?" Thr teools say
"Bro- u dont even look like a pimp, you look like a 3636 year old Puertan Rican bald man who just wears expensive clothing, now please for the love of fuck, stop trying to be Vivziepop's fav fucking character-"
Val falls to the floor
Valentino is a rapist
Not cool
DOnt get how tou fuckers think thay's adorablr, like defening him? Mmm yeah therapy should be free
Rapists deserve punishment
Riff picks up a blade and cuts off Valentino's cock
Valentino screams, turns pale then FUCKING DIES
Riff throws the small pp in the river
Chaz pours gasoline all over Val
Riff lights him with a cigar
BURN ALIVE VALEBTINO ONLY SADISTS ANS PEDOPHOLES LIKE YOUUU 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
"Can i have the piwer of smooth jazz?
" yes dude...hey , tou only need 2 more nusics tlleft then floyd is all yours!"
"HOORAY"
Riff runs off, he can find a way tobget the classicsl, country, tehcno, pop and fuck misic ledt
Riff waves goodbye then pits on his rollar skates
6arelyhuman is there
"Thank you Riff
But Floyd...eh you know- in another goddamn castle"
Riff dighs, "i know"
YOU ARE READING
FLOYD X RIFF
Fantasythe last book got deleted FUCK YOU WATTPAD SYK WATTPAD >:( 😡😡😡😡 coughs anyway this book is satire. dont report, THE LAST BOOK GOT DELETED AND IF I FIND OUT WHO TF DID IT I WILL STRANGE THEM GEAHHHHHHHH ( floyd has a crush on riff riff has a cru...
