I woke up to see a bright light- two bright lights- no, three- wait, no, four bright lights. Where the hell am I? The last thing I remember is that stupid Tesla Cyber Truck bumping me into the rail. I get up to see where I am. It appears that I am in some type of lobby, but for what? I need to check this out.
I causually stroll out the door. It's raining, and there's practically nothing outside. I look back to see a big building with a sign reading 'HOTEL' hanging off it. Okay, so I'm at some sort of hotel. I have no idea how I got here or why I'm here in the first place. I head back inside. What do I do? I ask myself. Over where I was laying down earlier I see my flag. My flag, how did it get here? I check my pant pockets and feel my phone in them. Oh thank goodness. I look back at my flag, and I see my bag. I'm so relieved that it wasn't destroyed in the accident.
Well, at least I have shelter from the storm outside. But what do I do? There's no one else here. Where is everybody? Is this even real? Am I dreaming? I slap myself across the face. Yep, definitely real.
After about 5 minutes of pondering, I decide to head into one of the elevators. Who knows? Maybe this hotel has a swimming pool! I press a button on the panel, but nothing works. The doors in front of me shut and the elevator starts heading down, despite the broken buttons. Odd...
