Absolute Great Teacher (2)

Chapter 238: Halo Erupted, Misleading Students

After Hu Ming was done with his business, he reached into his pocket. There was nothing there.

Swoosh!

Hu Ming, who was a little weak in the first place, felt even more anxious. He dug around in his pocket in despair. There weren't even any paper fragments, let alone toilet paper.

"This is bad!"

Hu Ming sighed. He had the runs too many times tonight, and he had used up all the toilet paper. This was really...

The night wind brushed against his butt, and his balls felt a little cold!

Hu Ming's gaze darted to the bushes by the side. Damn, they were all plants with small leaves. Moreover, they were wet from dew...

"If I knew this would happen, I would have shit together with Zhao Feng!"

Hu Ming felt helpless. He grabbed a handful of grass, planning to pick the slightly bigger ones. Just then, a piercing scream rang out in the campsite.

"What happened?"

Hu Ming's butthole tightened. He subconsciously stood up and walked forward, stepping on a pile of feces. "F*ck, who the hell shit here in the middle of the night? Don't they have a bit of civic virtue?"

Hu Ming said in despise.

The teachers in the campsite immediately dashed toward the tent where the scream came from.

"What happened?"

Pei Yuanli didn't know if there was an ambush in the tent and thus didn't dash in recklessly. He swung his blade, sending out a strong gust of wind that blew the tent away.

A pungent scent immediately spread over.

Pei Yuanli frowned.

A guy was seated on his blanket, looking at his right hand in horror. He then looked at his upper thigh and saw blood there.

"Duan Meng, Xia Yuan, check the campsite's surroundings!"

Jin Mujie instructed.

"No need. There aren't any enemies!"

Sun Mo took a glance and immediately knew what was going on. "It should be the poison from the fishtea grass acting up."

All the teachers were speechless. This guy's condition was a little pitiful.

"Teach... Teacher, I won't die, right?"

The guy looked toward Sun Mo. His body was still trembling incessantly. "What on earth happened to you? Where did this blood come from?"

Gu Xiuxun didn't see where the guy was injured and had wanted to give him a checkup. However, she stopped after taking a few steps forward. It couldn't be that place that was bleeding, right? If it was really the case, then it was a sensitive area. It was better to leave this to a male teacher!

"I... I..."

The guy felt embarrassed to say anything.

"I... what I? Just say it."

Pei Yuanli urged. He didn't like such a dawdling character.

"I... I had a stomach ache and felt a fart coming, so I farted. It ended up feeling like... like something wet had spurted out. I used my hand to touch it and realized that it was feces... and some blood."

After the student said this, his entire face turned red. However, his emotions of being scared of death got the upper hand of things. He looked toward Sun Mo.