*a hundred dollar bill is laying on the floor* 💵
Me and PriscilleNB_109: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
John Dory: *searches his pockets* Anyone seen my wallet? 🤨
Me: We're rich! 🤑
PriscilleNB_109: We're prosperous! 🤩
Me: We're opulent! 😁
PriscilleNB_109: We're flushed! 💸
Me: We're gilded! 🤩
PriscilleNB_109: We're wealthy! 💵
Me: Wait, we need to change our phone numbers and leave town! 😠
PriscilleNB_109: Why? 🤨
Me: *whispers* Because they're all gonna want a piece of it 😑
PriscilleNB_109: Who? 🤨
Me: EVERYONE!!!! *points at Floyd* LOOK AT THEM TRYING TO GET THEIR CREEPY HANDS ON MY MONEY!!!!! 😡
Floyd: 🥺
PriscilleNB_109: Krissy...you've changed 😥
Me: NO I HAVEN'T, I'M JUST THE SAME, BUT HAPPIER!!!! BECAUSE I'M RICH!!!!! 😈
PriscilleNB_109: Look at yourself!!! You're surrounded by all these riches! And you're the lonliest girl in the world!!!! *breaks down crying* 😫😭
Me: You're...you're right! This money is evil! I wish I never found it! *crumples up the bill and tosses it out the window* 😤
John Dory: ...What just happened? 😐
