Electrify my Heart [[[AMSUKE]]]

Chapter Two: "Team Seven"

Everybody was assembled into squads of three students and one teacher. Amber frowned. Naruto Uzumaki, the knucklehead, and Sasuke Uchiha, the bundle of hate, were her teammates. Sakura and Ino, along with some other girls, glared enviously. Ino's jealous expression quickly turned teasing and evil. With a callous giggle, she flipped her blond strands of blonde hair and covered her lips with the tips of her fingers like she was trying to hold the laughter inside her mouth. Which she wasn't.

"Team Seven? Lol, don't make me laugh! It's the fucking Orphan Squad," Ino announced.

With a sigh, Amber grabbed hold of Naruto's and Sasuke's collars before either boy could strangle the bitch. Once they were calm enough not to commit a federal crime, the black haired female released them and walked up to Ino with a polite smile.

"Yes, we're all orphans. But at least we don't work in our parents' flower shop to hide the fact that we smell like bat shit that's been left out in the fucking sun for a week," Amber giggled.

Ino glared, but Sakura was laughing along with Amber. Oh, she was still jealous, but she'd never call Sasuke a mean name like that. Besides, it wasn't polite to make fun of things like losing family.

"Ino-Pig got pwned," Sakura giggled.

"Watch yourself, Billboard Brow!" Ino looked ready to kill.

She gave the girls a closed eye smile and flashed some quick hand signs. After a large puff of smoke disappeared, Ino was indeed a pig. The pinkette squealed, her wide emerald eyes staring at the Uchiha girl. She shrugged, making her way back to her teammates and instructor.

"It's a simple transformation jutsu. It'll wear off eventually, assuming her parents aren't in the mood for bacon..." Amber snickered.

Sasuke and Naruto were busy laughing as the pig formerly known as Ino oinked, clearly demanding something. Kakashi-Sensai was not amused, his masked face in his palm as he sighed. Carefully closing his novel and resting it between his arm and body, the jounin changed the blonde girl back into a human.

"Enough of this. We're going. NOW," Kakashi-Sensai glared at Amber.

They calmly followed the angry ninja to a building's roof, where he ordered them to sit and introduce themselves.

"I AM NARUTO UZUMAKI AND I WILL BE HOKAGE! BELIEVE IT!" Oh, and I'm gonna marry Amber Uchiha...

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha and I shall avenge my clan." Also, I'll make Amber Uchiha my bride...

"My name is Amber Uchiha and I take my training very seriously."

Kakashi-Sensai wanted to strangle them. A loudmouth, a potential serial killer, and a bookworm? Great...

"Alright... It's going to be a long day," Kakashi-Sensai sighed.

A long one indeed...