Love - my brother's best friend

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The next morning I was walking down the stairs, when I suddenly tripped, but someone caught me just in time. It was Mattheo, the guy who was literally dating half the female population of the school. "Easy there, baby girl." He pulled me close and stared at my lips. "Your lips look lonely, do they wanna meet mine?" "I'd rather kiss a trash can by the way. Oh wait... what's the difference?" I say back to him and smile seeing the shocked look on his face. Before skipping away. I reach the great hall and sit down next to my brother and his friends. I already knew Draco and Blaise, they visited last summer. As we all started eating our breakfast I noticed how shiny Draco's hair was. I could see my reflection in it and the light reflected on it, that's how shiny it was. "Your hair is so glittery shiny, like unicorn poop." I say absentmindedly while taking a big bite of my be favourite breakfast, fried octopus with Nutella wrapped in pancake. Dracos face lit up and he pulled out a 10 litre bottle of shampoo, conditioner and hair gel. "Now get 23,0076% off with the code 'training for the ballet, POTTAH230076'" he said into an imaginary camera. After that we eat the breakfast in depressing silence, my favourite. Until Blaise started talking about Bitcoin. "I'm just saying, Theodore, if you invested into bitcoin in 2014, you'd be a millionaire by now!" "I already am a millionaire!" Theodore yelled and stands up on the bench, drummed on his chest like a gorilla. He pulled out a perfume spritzed it on his neck, leaned down to me and yelled Smell! That's the smell of billionaires!' Into my ears. I smell and give him a thumbs up. "10% for perfume with the code 'BlaiseHater10' he yells and rips off his shirt, running out of the hall, now only in his white ripped skinny jeans. Nobody talked this after, since it always happens every Monday and everyone was used to it by now. For the rest of the day I went to my lessons, per usual. Until I saw that I had potions, so naturally I skipped it. Instead I was gonna go up to the astronomy tower. As I stepped up the stairs, I heard a beautiful angel like and high voice, singing 'shape of you' by Ed Sheeran. I start cursively singing the 'Oh I, Oh I, Oh I' part and as he sung the 'I'm in love with your borrdyy' part he looked up and down. I blush and start tapping my index fingers against each other, while saying '"UwU". One time when I did that at my old school, a guy fainted. I sit down next to him, he was smoking an unlit and backwards cigarette. Can I have a hit?" I mumble, while gazing at him with my sparkley purple orbs. "Why would you have to smoke?" He asked, with his high and nonchalant voice. "Well...I'm traumatised..." I mumble, while pushing a strand of hair behind my ear. "Oh no, babygirl! Tell me what happened!" He asked, visibly aggressive and fletched his teeth. "I was... kidnapped..." I say, in a Bella Swan type of way. "Oh no! Who did this to you, baby girl?!" He screams, so loud that the window breaks. Hot. "Uhm... my mom sold me to one direction... I was not like the other girls... so they picked me..." I say, I put the strand behind my ear in front of my ear again, so I can put it behind it again. "Are you a virgin?" He asked, staring at me in anticipation, his eyebrow almost reaching up to his hairline. "N-n-n-n-n-oooo...." I say, shyly. "FUUUCK!" He yells and jumps up, doing ten mountain climb exercises. Then he pulls out his knock off AirPods and starts listening to asmr, to calm himself down. He suddenly jumps off of the astronomy tower, I scream and run to the edge of the tower to look down at him. Wow. Dream height difference. He lays on the ground for like two seconds and then gets up and walk away like nothing happened.