Spy vs. One direction?

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Olive's pov

*BEEP BEEP BEEP* God that stupid alarm clock!!! I threw my fist at it, but stopped; Jen said I had to stop breaking those works of the devil.

Jen is my best friend, but she can be a evil human being... For example, the day she bought me this alarm clock. Her words were 'Maybe this will get your fat, lazy, unattractive, arse outta bed in da morning!' She actually says arse instead of ass... I really stopped caring.

Anyway, the first time I used it... I slammed my fist into it to shut it up.... I had to pick up lots of microscopic pieces of alarm clock at 1 pm. I did that like 80 times till Jen said if u break one more I'll kill you in your sleep. She couldn't if I were conscious but if I werent.... Then we would have a problem. Ever since, I have had this irritating clock beep beep beep until I GENTLY press the snooze button.

I rolled off my bed and hit the floor. I had planned to do this so there were pillows on the ground. I know I'm weird but I don't really care.

I army crawled to the bathroom. I brushed my teeth. I gave up trying to be pretty the first day I tried... But I still ran a brush through my hair, for Jens and Gina. I slid down the stairs in my pj's and hit the ground in silence.

"OLIVE IF U DON'T GET IN HERE, ON YOUR FEET, IN THE NEXT 3 SECONDS... I'LL DYE ALL YOUR CLOTHES PINK!!!"

Ugh I hate the color pink, but I hate walking.... I ended up walking into the kitchen and slumped into the chair next to Jens.

"Guess what this week is?"

"What?" I internally groaned... If its anything like last week... When she painted my nails PINK... I swear I'm killing myself.

"OUR WEEK OFF!!!"

"Really?" I perked up to that... Wait did she just wake me from my sleep to say I could sleep all week?

"Does that mean no missions!?" Gina asked. I hadn't realized she was there...

Gina is also one of my best friends. Me and her get each other. If I say I don't want to go shoppin', she'll understand. I'm not saying that she doesn't want to go shopping, cause she does, she just understands. If she says she loves this guy like i wanna marry him and another like a brother... I'll get it when others dont. (A/N CANT BELIEVE I JUST RHYMED... I really cant rhyme) She's funny too.

"Yep!" Jen nodded so fast I literally thought her head would fly off. Ahh that's my Jennifer.

"Ok... Can we go to Mario's Ice Cream Parlor? I really want ice cream....."

"Agh, u eat so much ice cream but never get fat! Before I thought it would all come back to you, BUT IT DIDNT!" Gina whispered mostly to herself but ended up talking to us.

We decided to walk there and I didn't really mind. I liked the fresh air. It's hard being what I am... ya never get to stop and smell the flowers.

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Niall's pov

*THIS MORNING*

I was peacefully sleeping when I heard the door open. I just thought on of the lads forgot something in my room... or something.

I felt a sharp jab on my leg and then so some *whooping*. The person on top of me was dancing and screaming, it could only be one person if they were this light.

"Lou... Just let me sleeppppp...."

"No! Get your lazy bum up! All the lads are awake, and are planning on going to Nados!!!"

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