(At 8:00, I went to my bed and slept. But something strange happened when I woke up and heard a muffled voice that said "Ic-0n, now would be a great time for some ideas!".)
Me: Who's that?
(I covered my mouth upon learning my voice changed into a robotic version of Superhorrorbro's voice.)
Ic-0n: Okay Max.
Me: WHO'S THERE?!
(I heard some electricity and I decided to come out. I saw what the man looked like.)
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Me: You know what weird metal lady, I'll handle it.
(I revert into my new body's base form which looks like a Internecion Cube and a mix of a Tetramand, Catnap and MLP's chimera.)
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(Just pretend the goat parts are bighorn sheep parts and the snake parts are an anaconda. Also pretend the tiger head has bighorn sheep horns.)
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Agents: What the...?
Me: Time for you to face your inner demons.
(I used Catnap's gas breath called Red Smoke to make them fall into a deep sleep as well as give them nightmarish hallucinations and then I use my new horns to push the vehicles over.)
Ic-0n: My idea would've been better.
Me: Let me guess, your plan was to make Max a living bomb to destroy their facility from the inside when your makers capture the man and with the research lost and the future generations of your design impossible, you become god of Earth. Typical god complex.
Max: Wait, who are you?
Me: I don't want to say my name but I'll go by Ic-85n for now.
Ic-0n: I could be plugged in, and computing how he got here would still be a waste of battery life. (Her eyes turned into a battery symbol as she said "and".)
Ic-85n (Me): I heard that!! Cats have good hearing and bighorn sheep have the highest power stat among caprids you know so don't make me headbutt you!
Max: Ugh. Whatever. As administrator, I'm overriding your terrible murder plan. Not yours though, Ic-85.
Ic-0n: Ughhh. Booo.
Ic-85n (Me): Alright.
(A helicopter appears right above us.)
Max: Ah! Uh, how about something non-destructive for now, like, um. . . Ic-0n make me a new bi...
Ic-85n (Me): I have a better idea. Ic-0n, launch me.
Ic-0n: Okay, boring but sure.
(Ic-0n twintails launch me into the sky and I use my claws to destroy the rotors therefore sending the copter crashing down and when the pilots landed, I used my anaconda tail to constrict them to death.)
Ic-85n (Me): Now you can make a new bike for him.
Ic-0n: That was awesome! Assembling bicycle from repurposed rotor pieces.
(She becomes a mass of tentacles and the helicopter gets took over.)
