***Percy Weasley has updated his status***
Shut up and listen, you non-prefect inferiors...
Okay. I have created a Facebook chat room for all you children to keep busy instead of selling illegal Chocolate Frogs amongst yourselves and hhhwatnot.
HERE ARE THE RULES.
1) No muggles. Just. No.
2) No villains.
3) No adults over 30 years of age.
4) No "swears".
5) No immaturity/idiocy/etc.
6) If I make a new rule, you follow that rule. No buts.
7) No immature jokes about butts when I say "Buts".
I will be Moderator, Creator, Administrator, Prefect, Captain, Co-Captain, et cetera, et cetera. Now. Go talk about fanfiction or whatever you teenagers do to waste your time these days.
--Comments--
Ron: *raises hand* may I just say that I'm a prefect, too...
Fred: Heh. He said Butts
Percy: NO IMMATURITY!
Fred Weasley has been banned from this chat room
George: NOOOOOOOO
George: FIRST HE DIES, AND THEN HE IS EXPELLED
George: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Hermione: Wow. At least he died first, that isn't as bad...
Harry: You STILL think expulsion is the worst thing, Hermione?
Hermione: Um, doi?
Ron: *cough* prefect *cough* *cough*
Draco: Nobody cares, Ronnoferd
Percy: NO VILLAINS!
Draco Malfoy has been banned from this chat room
Harry: ^_^
Ron: can I be admin if I'm a prefect like you, Percy?
Percy: NO IDIOCY! AND I AM ALREADY ADMIN!
Ron Weasley has been banned from this chat room
Hermione: What the actual?! RONNIE, MY BOO!!!
Hermione Granger has left the conversation
Harry: Aw. My fwends are gone.
Ginny: BUT YOU STILL HAVE ME
Harry: Ohh, heyyy, Ginny.....
Ginny: *SQUEE*
Ginny: Ok ok so so so I was thinking we should go see PAPER TOWNZZZ tonight bc OMG JOHN GREEN ALERT and omg did you read the BOOK because it was FABU and did you also read TFIOS bc *CRIESSS* and WE MUST GO SEE MOVIE TONIGHT YES. !!
Harry: um
Harry: No, I didn't read Mr. Green's books... hey, maybe we can watch Doctor Who on Netflix instead...?
Ginny: WHY?
Harry: Cause I don't want to see Paper Towns...?
Ginny: WHY?
Harry: Because I'm a guy person...?
Ginny: WHY?
Harry: Because I have a
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