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Snape Gotsa Snecret

***Albus Dumbledore has updated his status***

ZOMFG LATS PLAY TRUHT OR DARRR

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McGonagall: What?

Albus: Truth or Dare

Albus: :)

McGonagall: What is Truth or Dare?

Albus: I'll show you!

Albus: YO, FIRENZE!

Firenze: yesh?

Albus: Truth or dare?

Firenze: Um, truth

Albus: What color is your underwear?

Firenze:...

Firenze: I don't really wear underwear...

McGonagall: Good lord

Rubeus: HAHAHAHA THATS FUNNIE

Firenze: My turn, I suppose. Professor Trelawney, truth or dare?

Sybill: Dare!

Firenze: I dare you...

Firenze: ...to run down the dining hall right now screaming gibberish.

Sybill: But the fifth-years are studying in there

Everyone: DO IT

Sybill: fine. afk

Albus: BWAHAHAHAHAHA, SHE'S RUNNING LIKE A MADWOMAN

Snape, Severus has joined the conversation

Snape: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, TRELAWNEY?!

Sybill: Oooh, Severus, you're just in time!!

Snape: For what...?

Sybill: Pick--truth or dare?

Snape: Um, no?

Rubeus: JES PICK 1

Snape: Truth, I guess

Sybill: What is your deeeeeeeepest, daaaaaaaaaaarkest secret?

McGonagall:  Oho!

Firenze: That's JUICAY

Snape: Um, I have children to torture. Gotta go

Albus: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

Albus: NOPE

Albus: NOPE

Snape: ...

Albus: As headmaster of Pigfarts (Hogwarts of the afterlife, lolzoar), I command you to STAY ONLINE and ANSWER THE QUESTION. TRUTHFULLY.

Snape: Um

Everyone: 8D

Snape: I

Everyone: 8D

Snape: STOP STARING AT ME

Everyone: TELL US YOUR SNEAKRET

Snape: FINE

Snape: ...

Snape: I... used to be

Snape: ...

Snape: Ashippingobsessedfanboybye.

Albus: WAIWAIWAIWAIWAIWAIWAIWAIWAIWAIWAIWAIWAIWAIWAIT

Albus: WAIT

Albus: WAIT

Snape: Waiting.

Albus: Tell us the deeeeeets!!!!

Rubeus: wat fandums?

McGonagall: WHAT'S YOUR OTP

Firenze: I am officially lost.

Sybill: Do you read/write fanfic?!

Snape: None, shut up, good, and NO.

McGonagall: Ow.

Albus: If you were a fanboy, you MUST have OTP'd at LEAST someone. Also, fanpeople are nonexistent without fandoms. YU MAK NUH SENCE

Snape: Sigh...

Snape: Whatever. But besides the point: Lily Potter and I had this game...

Everyone: O.O

Snape: SHUT UP

Snape: Basically, we would ship a bunch of things with me. Not seriously, just for the name.

Rubeus: whai how tell

Snape: urgh, I can't believe I'm about to say this...

Snape: She and I... we would ship "Snape" with everything, i.e. Snollum (Gollum), Snogwarts (Hogwarts), Snoldemort (duh), Snellatrix (Bellatrix), Snoor (Floor), etc.

Everyone:

Everyone:

Everyone:

Facebook: *explodes*

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[meanwhile...]

George: NO

George: EFFIN

George: WAY

George: I just hacked into the teachers' chat and saw THIS [screenshots]

Harry: Oh, good gods

Ron: BLOODY HELL WHAT XDDDDDDD

Ginny: I will never look at Snape the same way again...

Harry: Sninny XP

Ginny: Snilly!

Ron: sneverus #selfship

George: Snermione!

Hermione: Snorge!

Fred: Sneville

Luna: Snoony Snovegood :p

Neville: Snyffindor! Also, Snodric

Harry: Ooh, Snufflepuff!!!

Hermione: lmfao ^^^ Sneasley!

Harry: SNOTTER

Ron: OHO

Ginny: Snucius :>

Hermione: Snirius and Snupin

Cho: SNEDRIC

Harry: Snollivander!

Neville: Snughorn and Snookshanks

Fred: SNOBBY! DOBBYSNOBBY

Ron: moaning snyrtle

Ginny: Sninky

George: This could go on forever XD

Fred: Best Snecret evar tho!!!

George: lol

Ron: Tally yo

Harry: What does Tally yo mean?

Ron: lol, idk

Harry: YOU FLAIL. F-

Ron: :P

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