Mythic West: a Union Academy Tale

a Duel of Knights

[Camelot, 1 1/2 months before Akari's rebirth]

Connor was sparring with Sven after their battle with a Frost Giant that was terrorizing the city of Townsville with help from the Powerpuff Girls to prevent a frozen summer. 

Sven: it if weren't for those girls, an endless winter would be Townsville's damnation.

Connor: indeed Sven, have you been in love before?

then the Viking looks at him with a raised eyebrow, knowing full well what's going on, his leader's falling in love with someone.

Sven: who's the woman?

Connor: what? 

Sven: Who's The Lucky Woman? 

then Sven was saying the name of every woman they encountered on their past quests, from the Disney Princesses all the way to Charlie Morningstar and all he received was Connor shaking his head, saying that none of them claimed his heart. 

Sven: AHA, it's a harem!

Connor: fuck off, you know I'm monogamous, plus she's within this castle. 

Sven: oh, its Stacy.

Connor: no.

Sven: Anastasia?

Connor: she's gay.

Sven: Kathy?

Connor: NO WAY, HER BOYFRIENDS WILL KILL ME!

Sven: wait a second, the princess? YOU LOVE IGRAINE?

then he nods at Sven, who laughs as he gives him a massive hug, seeing his friend in love with the heiress of Camelot, he decides to help tie the knot as he walks off, searching for romantic stuff.

[Sven POV]

hah, Connor and Igraine, who knew that the boy was into the princess of Camelot, Eli caught up with me, wondering what's going on while he holds some soda.

me: Eli, my favorite bisexual, love is in the air for Connor O'Connell.

Eli: who's lucky enough to reach his heart?

me: Igraine.

then Eli spat his drink all over Meg Griffin, who flipped us off as she walked off, with Eli, Gideon and Kathy looking at me with shock.

Eli: WHAT, Sven, this could attract King Arthur's attention.

me: what do you mean friend, he might be sneaky and give her the full body practical, like how you three did it two nights ago. 

Gideon: I TOLD YOU SO!!

Eli: look Sven, Arthur made a vow to never let Igraine follow his footsteps due to what happened with his wife and Lancelot!

I looked confused as I didn't read books about the affair, so Gideon decided to whisper it into his ear, causing me to widen my eyes and pick Eli up by the collar, surprising the trio.

Sven: look here pal, Connor ain't no gentleman as Igraine is no whore, but i know for a fact that he deserves more than just his Vengeance filled quest, even though Toshi has dreams ABOUT YUUTO KIBA'S HOT BODY!! 

this causes Toshi to look at me with shock, how in the ever-loving fuck do I know his dreams? he was about to ask but I cut him off. 

Sven: YOU TALK IN YOUR SLEEP!!!

Toshi: oh, I just learnt something about myself, should've been quieter. 

[3rd person POV]

Connor was riding out towards the marketplace to find a ring, but he saw shadows flying over him, he looks up to see the Gremory Peerage blasting at him,

Rias: remember, Alaric-Sama wants him alive. 

everyone: Hai!

then they swoop down towards Connor and chase him towards team JNPR, ready to take him down as planned.

Nora: now?

Jaune: not yet Nora, just a little closer. Pyrrha, ready the nets, Ren, knock him out when i say so, the Peerage will fly him to Alaric.

they nodded as Connor's horse, Charlemagne, was stampeding towards the team as just at the right moment, jaune gives them the nod.

Jaune: NOW!!!!

then the nets fell on the knight as Charlemagne was whinnying in fear, Connor fell of the horse as Ren knocks him out as Jaune grabs his scroll and calls Brutus. 

Jaune: Got Connor and heading to Castle Callaghan, General.

Brutus: excellent, father will be pleased by thy work Jaune.

he hung up on Jaune as the group carry Connor to Castle Callaghan.

[meanwhile]

Charlemagne was running at top speed towards Camelot until he ran into the .MOV Rainbow Dash, Spike and the Penguins of Madagascar.

Rainbow Dash: woah, woah, wait up, you asshole, what's going?

Spike: (high) it seems that Charlie is agitated that Connor's not on his back.

Private: oh dear, Skipper, he must have seen something horrible, Charlemagne's never without Connor.

Skipper: Kowalski, analysis.

Kowalski: his skittish behavior shows that he's just got ambushed by a bunch of thugs, which is unlikely since Connor can take on bandits, so that means..... 

Rico: (exclaims loudly).

Skipper: so, it is true, Sailor Mouth has been kidnapped by Brutus' hippies!

Private: we have to calm Charlemagne down and get Max and Lloyd.

as they nod and ride Charlemagne to Camelot to alert the others, as they enter the gates, Lloyd saw the horse and ran to him.

Lloyd: easy boy, it's alright, what happened Skipper, where's Connor?

Kowalski: Alaric's goons have him!

Lloyd: GET THE KNIGHTS, MAXIMUS READY YOUR HORSE, CONNOR'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!

then Maximus woke up and grabbed his sword as the others heard the alarm go off, Sven grabs his axes as Toshi, Anastasia, Eli's team and the Sona Peerage ready themselves.

Sven: don't worry friend, i'll hack Brutus into itty bitty pieces for you.

Igraine: please, stay alive for me.

[Castle Callaghan]

Connor woke up in an odd yet familiar place, he sees a red throne with a dragon skull above it, then he sees the Knights of Power looking at him with smug, arrogant looks as he scoffs at them.

Connor: well, what are you waiting for, go ahead and fight me.

???: your fight is with me boy.

as he turns around to see Alaric, Cordelia and their children as they look at him with sadism, minus the parents, who are looking as if they know him before they met.

Connor: finally, i wondered when you've got time for our fight.

Alaric: this isn't a brawl of peasants; THIS IS A DUEL OF KNIGHTS!!

then all his soldiers cheered on as they clashed their weapons together for a spectacle.

to be continued.