Mythic West I: a Union Academy Tale

A tale begins.

[present day]

Connor was sleeping in once again, a month after the death his friend Akari, he was never the same until Seth decided to wake him up. 

Seth: wake up, you're gonna be late once again and sooner or later, the school will be wondering what happened to their punching bag.

he then woke up as he muttered something about leaving the school for another. he had some breakfast, grabbed his bag, but was wondering where his cat Tom and that mouse Jerry went off to. 

[Union Academy] 

Yang: I SWEAR, IF IT'S SOMETHING I HATE MORE THAN WEAKLINGS, ITS THAT CAT AND MOUSE!

Weiss: yeah, ever since they come here, everything goes south too easily. 

Blake: come on, they're being themselves. 

Ruby: come on Blake, their shenanigans shaved Zwei's fur off! 

then Connor arrived, looking at the mess his pets made, then Team RWBY walked up to him, demanding to get the duo out of the academy. 

Connor: come on girls, they're just having fun, being themselves while causing some escapades. 

Rias came in with an angry look, earlier on, Tom thought it would be a good idea to use a baseball bat to strike Jerry out of the Peerage's clothes, the bad results are an angry beaten mob of students, causing them to run after Tom.  

Rias: where is your cat, so i could punish him for what he did to me and my friends. 

Issei: HE BURNED ALL OF MY PORN! 

Connor: because Jerry hides traps so that you would suffer more. 

then All Might walked over holding Tom and Jerry, saying this is the last straw. 

All Might: I've got to admit boy, your pets are a different level all together, with Anastasia stealing girls to Sven fighting all our students and Toshi being as late as you. 

Connor: well, your students slain a good person, i don't know who's more dangerous, Union or its enemies, for what you did, i wish God flooded the Earth once more. 

this causes the Number 1 Hero to look at him with sadness, he couldn't believe what the lad went through, he tried to help Connor as best as he can, but the higher ups say otherwise. 

AM: well young Connor, you and your friends have been expelled because the headmasters have decided that you're no longer students of the school, i'm sorry boy. 

these words didn't even bother hurting him, actually, he was happy that he's been expelled because the largest migration of fish is swimming past Savior City Harbor. 

Connor: (excited) YOU HEAR THAT GANG; LET'S GO CATCH US SOME FISH! 

Sven stopped banging Sun and Neptune's heads on the table when his friend shouted out his favorite f word. 

Sven: finally! my favorite time of year is finally here, see you stupid assholes never!

Toshi was meditating at his house until he sensed the incoming fish migration. 

Toshi: Sayonara Kaa-San, my friends and i are going to catch ourselves massive fish. 

his mother, Makoto, told him to save some for her as well, he nods as the teen runs to the harbor.

[Savior City Harbor] 

we see the gang meeting up with Anastasia, whose face was covered with kiss marks, as she walks up to them and slaps the trio across the faces. 

Anastasia: finally, you fuckers came here, where were you Connor? 

Connor: i was looking for Granddad, telling him about our trip, but he and Uncle Lloyd are missing. 

Sven: didn't your deadbeat family tell you about going out to sea Connor?  

he then scoffs at the thought of his family telling him not to go out to sea, due to Grimm being present there. 

[out of the harbor]

we see our group storing the fish on the boat, for they vowed to grab Great Mother, a huge snapper rumored to break boats in half with her tail. 

then all of a sudden, they heard a ship coming in, until Connor groaned in annoyance that the ship was manned by none other than the Star Students as their boat was crushed by the Union Blade.  

[on the Union Blade]

we see Sven and Nora choking each other as Anastasia was beating up the ORC with a large wrench, Toshio just paralyzed Sakura and the Shinobi with his nerve pinch as Connor was facepalming himself for knowing that THEY ruined his day even more. 

Ruby: i am really sorry Connor, i tried to stop my team but they were being selfish.... 

Connor: this is why we don't see eye to eye Rose, you're an incapable leader, your friends are fucked in the head and Irina uses God's good name as an excuse to beat me up, the canon Irina is not as cruel as she is!  

[below deck] 

we see Shigaraki's gang, the Vali Team, Cinder's team and Zabuza and Haku waiting for the right moment to strike until they hear snoring coming from the other side of the wall. 

Mercury: out of all the places to hide, there has to be someone sleeping. 

Toga: look on the bright side, at least there's no Kamen Riders around, that or there's reception. 

until they realized there's no reception to call their superiors, and the ship was rocking real hard as some of the villains started to get seasick with Twice about to hurl as Mr Compress offers him a sick bag. 

[main deck]

as the two gangs were fighting more tensely, Connor sees Raphael calling his phone as he tries to respond but it keeps buffering. 

Raphael: (static) go (static) ahead (static) home. 

while he tried to call back, the others were also doing the same with their phones, scrolls and even Magic Circles but they were all buffering as well, causing Akeno to wonder what's causing the communications to fail until Sven smiles as he looked at the front, revealing an immense storm coming their way. 

Sven: well guys, that category 6 hurricane answer your question? 

that was when everyone looked at him stupid until they see the storm themselves. 

Connor: oh, fuck all kinds of duck.

the end