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The peaceful calm after the intense rap battle and the divine intervention of Terruwa had allowed Xel and Midori to finally settle into a sense of normalcy. Or at least, as normal as it could get when your boyfriend was pregnant and the god of love had just obliterated an evil font and a Minecraft YouTuber.
Xel gently supported Midori as they walked along the eerie corridors of the underground facility. Midori’s pregnant belly had grown larger, and Xel couldn't help but feel a strange mix of nervousness and excitement about the baby that was soon to arrive.
But peace never lasted long in this world.
The lights above them flickered once again, and the sound of something *gurgling* echoed through the air. Xel and Midori paused, glancing at each other with concern.
“What now?” Xel muttered under their breath, glancing around warily.
Suddenly, the walls shook, and a massive, **grotesque porcelain toilet** with legs—yes, legs—emerged from the shadows. Its bowl was wide open, the sound of flushing water gurgling ominously from deep inside its grotesque depths. It was none other than the infamous **Skibidi Toilet**—a bizarre creature straight from the realms of internet chaos, known for its weird ability to consume people… and apparently, do other unspeakable things.
Xel blinked, stepping back instinctively. "Uh, Midori… what the hell is that?"
Midori stared in both shock and mild disgust, placing a protective hand over his belly. "I've seen a lot of weird things, Xel. But *this*… this is a new level of strange."
Before they could react, the Skibidi Toilet let out a high-pitched, bizarre *"Skibidi-dop-dop"* noise and lunged forward, its open bowl mouth widening far beyond what seemed possible.
"Run!" Xel shouted, grabbing Midori’s arm, but it was too late.
The Skibidi Toilet **swallowed them whole**.
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**Inside the Skibidi Toilet**
Inside, it was nothing like they expected. Instead of the foul, watery abyss they thought they'd be drowning in, Xel and Midori found themselves in a bizarre, dark, pulsating space, floating as though gravity had ceased to exist.
“Okay… this is officially the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to us,” Xel muttered, trying to orient themselves. They glanced over at Midori, who was floating nearby, clutching his belly tightly.
“I don’t feel so good,” Midori groaned, his face pale and beads of sweat forming on his forehead.
Xel’s concern grew, and they floated over to Midori’s side, taking his hand. “Hey, hang on. We’ll get out of here somehow.”
Suddenly, the walls of the strange space began to pulse violently, contracting as if something was **forcing them out**.
“Wait… is it going to—” Xel didn’t even finish their sentence.
With a grotesque *slurping* sound, the Skibidi Toilet **spat them out** with alarming force, sending both Xel and Midori tumbling onto the ground outside.
Covered in strange, slimy fluid, Xel coughed and tried to shake off the disgusting gunk. “That was… unpleasant.”
Midori, however, was in far worse shape. He was lying on the ground, clutching his belly, breathing heavily. “Xel… I think… it’s happening.”
Xel’s eyes widened. “Wait, what? You mean—?”
“I think I’m going into labor!” Midori groaned, wincing in pain as the contractions hit hard.
The situation went from bizarre to downright chaotic. Xel, still trying to process the fact that they’d just been eaten and spat out by a giant toilet, now had to deal with the fact that **Midori was about to give birth right there, on the floor**.
“I… I didn’t expect it to happen like this!” Xel exclaimed, trying to keep calm while rushing to Midori’s side.
The Skibidi Toilet watched from a distance, seemingly content with its meal and belching out one last *"Skibidi bop bop yes yes."*
Midori let out a sharp gasp as another contraction hit. “Xel, it’s coming! I can feel it!”
Without much choice, Xel knelt down beside him, taking his hand. “Alright, just breathe. We can do this. I’m here, okay?”
Midori nodded, though the pain was clear on his face. He gripped Xel’s hand tightly, beads of sweat dripping down his forehead as the labor progressed. Time seemed to stretch on, and Xel did their best to stay calm and supportive.
And then, finally, after what felt like an eternity…
Midori let out one last pained cry, and with a final push, the baby was born.
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**A New Beginning**
The air was still. Xel stared in awe as they held the small, wriggling newborn in their arms. Midori collapsed back, exhausted but relieved, tears of joy welling in his eyes.
“We did it…” Xel whispered, gazing down at the tiny life they had brought into the world.
Midori smiled weakly, his green hair plastered to his forehead with sweat. “We did.”
The bizarre chaos of the past few hours melted away, replaced by an overwhelming sense of peace and love as they both gazed at their newborn child. The Skibidi Toilet, now satisfied with its role in this surreal chain of events, retreated into the shadows, never to be seen again.
Xel looked at Midori, their eyes soft with affection. “You did amazing.”
Midori chuckled, though he was clearly exhausted. “I had a lot of motivation.”
As they both sat there, recovering from the strangest experience of their lives, the world felt a little brighter, and their bond felt even stronger.
Because, no matter how bizarre things got in their world, they knew they could face anything—as long as they had each other.
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**The end… for now.**
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