The Birth And Why And How

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by davepeta

by davepeta

She was disappoingted and I told my mom but she Yelled at me and kicked me out of the house she said "There will be no teen pregnanxy in this house i wont allow it" I cried all day and then told Evean he said I could stay with him his mom doesnt like me i guess i just dont get along well with moms

12 months later

I was in eveans room who i liked to call "ocean eyes" because his eyes are deep like the sea. I was in eveans room who i liked to call "ocean eyes" because his eyes are deep like the sea. He was there too playing his video games and i was smiling and laughing because he was cute when he was focused. I was wearing a camo dress. Then liquid spilled down my legs but not period bloodit was MY WATER BREAKING!!!!!!!!

Evean took me to the hospital my mom wouldnt come and his mom wouldnt come i guess i just dont get along well with oms

"1...2....3 PUSH!!" the doctor yelled it a million times until finallly my baby was out of my no no parts.

The doctor gasped when he saw it but thats all i remembered because i fell asleep

I woke up the next morning and the doctor was holding something wrapped in a blanket...

'hmmm what could that be" i thought 'MY BABY!!"

"Give me my baby please doctor" i made a sexy face so he would give me my baby and then he did gave me my baby

I was so shoked...it was yellow? and pill shaped...and had steampunk glasses....

"wtf?"

"i...i dont know if its a girl...or a boy....its...its a MINION!!"

i was so confused i couldnt believemy baby was a minion all along

I decided it was a boy becausei love to hunt just like boys and he smiled and i said his name was dave dirk aeson and he laughed

"ba...ba..."

"ITS SAYING ITS FIRST WORDS!!" I yelled

"Ba...banana!"

Everyone in the doctors room laughed

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two days later

"Ok Evean I love our baby but how is it a minion?"

"i...i forgot to tell you...I have minion genes in my blood so i guess that the minion genes were dominant when we made dave dirk...."

"Oh..."