"Augh..why is there always no food in the fridge when I'm hungry man..." I keep glaring at the fridge, hoping that food would just appear (DELULU- jk) "Hmmm...imma just order smth cuz I ain't driving at 2 am nuh uh-" I picked up the phone, hopefully SOME place was open...hopefully
"Hello now what do ya want" They sounded kinda frustrated, wonder why...
"Erm, are you okay, who hurt you-" *cut off* "GURL JUST ORDER SOME FLIPPIN FO-"
"OKAY OKAY...chillax..."
I just decide to get a sandwich cuz why not lol
"Erm, do you have bre- sandwiches"
"I guess..." they stop talking n go to check and indeed, they have sandwiches hurrah hurrah-
"Okay so we do have sandwiches"
"Yay, okay can I have a grilled cheese :D"
"...are you se-"
"And a pepsi too plz.."
"..." they sigh and place the order, rethinking they life choices
"Okay...how are you gonna pay"
"with a win token :)"
"....a wha-"
I some how shove the win token through the screen n scans it
"Okay I payed :)"
"...ermmm-" the worker was still tryna process what just happened but finally snaps out of their thoughts n says
"....did- did that just pay for the-"
"is my food gonna be delivered soon..."
"...erm...yknow..I'm not even gonna ask, and yes your food with be delivered"
"omga thx :)"
"yea...yea..confused noises"
I hang up n PATITENTLY wait for my sandwich heh..
I then hear a ding dong a few minutes later, well that was fast
I felt kinda creepy cuz it was nearly 3 am but ehhhhh, its not like its a VAMPIRE WOLF or anything...heh..
I slowly skip to the door to happily receive my sandwich...but then...*duh duh DUHH* it...it cant be...its..ITS A EVIL SNARLING TURTLEEEEEEEE AGHHHUYTFCXDUVHJFHYDXZTCYTHJK- ahem
"AUHGFDHCUIGKUFYCDTXSURJK<>LNBJVHGVB<J>L?:OL WHY ATRE YOU HEREEEERT LEAVREEFEEEE VUIYCTGVUYBIUFD YOUYC BBUMBSXZASSTYGYBYIHNO-"
the evil turtle snarls n its very scary help :(
"LEAVEEE WHATTT DOOO YOU WANNTT-"
the evil turtle slowly crawls in, snarling very loudly.....wait..another ding dong? oh balls no- "plz tell me its my sandwich n not another evil snarling turtle-"
I open the door slowly, thankfully it was...indeed my yummy sandwich :)
"Ello, erm I believe you ordered a sa- WHAT IS THAT-"
the evil snarling turtle was tryna chomp my leg heh....
"Augh, don't encourage it..."
"B-but its LITERALLY tryna eat ur leg !??!?!??!"
"Oh...it is :)"
"B- aren't you gonna do smth !??!?!!?!?"
Indeed I had to do smth before I lose a limb so I got an idea and said:
"Gimme that sammy..."
"Erm...alright.."
I grab the sandwich n yeets it somewhere out the window...cuz I didn't want to hit the delivery person cuz that's mean :(
"LOOOKKK YOU BUMACRACK ALIEN ITS A SAMMYYYYYY-"
the evil turtle stops biting me (phew-) and it goes for the sandwich out the n then runs off with the sandwich
"Phew....now, you okay"
the delivery person is visibly traumaztied by everything that just happened...poor person :(
"Erm, buddy you alright...you seem...creeped out.."
"scared noises"
"Erm...well dunno what to do will you but like I ain't got no sammy now...and I'm still hungry :("
"i-i...help-"
"Okay imma go sleep now bye bye <3 you can...erm you- you know imma just call an Uber for ya-"
So in the end, the Uber took the poor delivery person back home, my sandwich got sacrificed n now I have nothing anything to eat...well, almost nothing....*takes out hidden skittles* heh...I had skittles all along...*evil laugh* and now I can sleep again even tho its like 5 am, I can still sleep in peace with my skittles :)
The end :D
WOAH WELL ZHAT WAS SOMETHING HEH n also I hope y'all liked this story, I am tryna improve with my writing and storytelling skills so feel free to give me criticism and give me advice to help me improve <3 okay bye bye
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