Torisai oneshots

The fast

Toritsukas pov!! (Can be seen as platonic)

It was the fourth day of my fast. Before it begun, I practically begged Saiki to bring me a few snacks and maybe a few porno mags, in exchange of free coffe jelly for a whole month. I slightly suspected he wouldn't check in on me as long hours went by and no Saiki to be seen. I begun sleeping for majority of the time to ignore my empty stomach in desperate need for some food.

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I awakened to a pink haired boy consuming my favourite food. My eyes lit up and drool dropped from my face.

"Thank you Saiki you're a life saviour." I grabbed him by the shoulders forcing him into a hug, until he pulled away.

I then snatched some snacks swiftly and begun devouring the food in front of me.

"Those aren't for you." I stopped with cheeks full of food and my brows curled

"What do you mean?" I swallowed. He then proceeded to snatch the food away from my hands.

"It's actually..." he smirked, "for me." My smile literally fell so fast.

"Haha.. funny joke." It really wasn't funny, "Now give me some food."

"Im not joking" he looked at me grinning widely

He really was testing my patience that i didn't have.
I guess there was only one solution.

"You're wearing your ring?" I questioned

"Yeah?"

"Good, you should really keep it on" he glared at me continuing to eat MY food.

"Why is that?" His brows curved

"Please, just keep it on" i said.

My plan was to bombard my thoughts of him undressed and vulnerable underneath me, which would leave him repulsed and leave the snacks on the ground, aha, am i smart of what?

He smirked brightly and took his ring off, placing it on my table between us. What a silly yet smart boy.

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It didn't quite work, i ended up with bruises all over my body, i was even struggling to have a simple walk around my room.

I suspected he wouldn't be visiting anytime soon, but i was proven wrong when i discovered Saiki sitting on the ground the next day.

"Heyy Saiki, so uh about yesterday, let's forget about that." I forced a smile, " and uh, give me some food."

I was seriously hungry, I didn't have a real meal since five days ago and it was seriously having an affect on me. I could barely think straight!

"How about.." he tapped his chin pretending to be in deep thought,
"no way!"
This little psychic brat, I'm gonna kill him.

"Are u threatening me?"
He grinned, amused.

Im dead.

"Please Saiki I'm literally on the verge of death" i plead

"And why should that concern me?"

"Do you seriously not care if i die?" I looked away, feeling a little hurt.

"Well, i can tell u aren't going to die." That statement was probably true but i was so darn hungry.

"I feel like i am" I take a deep breath, "please Saiki, I'll do anything!"

"Since you're so desperate," he smirked, "well you can begin by not being a creep around girls.

Oh thats nothing, as long as i have my porn magazines i am fine-

"Oh, and no more sexualising women in any sort of way, which includes reading ur porno magazines.

Farewell. World. I . Will. Miss. You.

"Saiki, thats absurd and impossible for me. How about limit the amount of magazines i own, it's more reasonable isn't it?"

He looked at me with concern. "What are you an iPad kid? But instead of technologies its porno magazines?" The disrespect! I am not like an iPad kid!

"Fine ill accept your offer, just give me food please."

"Before i give you food, give me all your magazines."

I groaned, "fine." I walked towards the corner of my room and lifted a wooden board up which exposed my precious stash.

"Please take care of them Saiki." I wiped away my tears that was definitely genuine.

"Yeah, yeah." He looked at me holding my magazines and blew them up! Is he insane?

"SAIKI! MY TREASURE!" I immediately crawled to the ground filled with ashes.
He proceeded to throw a bunch of snacks at my face and said, "I hope you like them," and he grinned blushing.
How sweet...?.??.

The end!

Idk what i was thinking writing this but yes