We open on Robert driving his car down the road with Y/n at the passenger seat and Huey and Riley at the back seat.
Robert looked behind him to see Huey's scowling face before he started giving him a lecture.
Granddad: Now, remember, the word of the day is BEHAVE. H-E-A-V-E. Behave.
The Freemans pulled up on the driveway of the mansion as the gatekeeper rushed out of his booth and completely ignored them.
???: I'm coming, I'm coming, Out of the way ,Kunta Kinte!
(Literally this asshole's first line of the series was a reference to a slave, I cannot with Uncle Ruckus, still find him funny though)
Y/n: Did he just call us Kunta Kinte ?
???: Yes sir, how can I help you ?
The gatekeeper rushes back to his booth as Robert tries to get his attention. The man turns around to be a black, fat old man with one giant bulging left eye.
Y/n: Oh no, not you.........
???: Oh Lord have mercy, Security! Security! We got a code black ! Close black at the main gate!
Guard: Ruckus, what the hell is a code black!
Ruckus: We got some hungry lookin' N(*)s at the front gate (Turns to the Freeman) What cha' all doing here ? Deliveries are in the back.
Riley: Y/n, you know this fool ?
Y/n: Know is a strong word, this bigoted asshole arrested me at the mall accusing me for stealing chicken when I had a literal free sample!
Granddad: Well my name is Robert Freeman and I was invited here by Ed Wuncler.
Ruckus: Well I'm Ruckus. Uncle Ruckus, no relation and I work for Mister Wuncler and you slick N(*)s ain't gonna fast talk your way to this here party.
A security guard walks up to them.
Guard: Ruckus, what the hell are you doing ?! Mr Freeman, I'm so sorry, please come this way.
Granddad: See boys,and you thought we'd be the only black people.
The family passes through as both Huey and Y/n eyed Uncle Ruckus (No relation) with a glare as Ruckus glared back at them while drinking out of his flask.
The Freemans arrivied at the backyard of the party where relaxing piano and violin music played.
Y/n smiled feeling all nostalgic.
Y/n: Ah, reminds me of Marsille. Relaxing piano music, good food, and no rap music. (Through gritted teeth) Right, Riley ?
Riley: Oh come on I was only going to do some from the Ying Yang twins and Fifty cent!
Y/n: Can it.
He noticed a few familiar faces in military uniforms and he was about to say hi to them when Ed Wuncler appeared with a man with an army haircut, a tank top and a bling.
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Agent Freeman (The Boondocks X Male Reader)
FanfictionYou are Y/n Freeman, celebrated spy, martial artist and soldier living with your grandfather. When you get news of your parents passing, you and your grandfather, Robert Freeman, become the legal guardians of your young brothers. Now you live life t...