The Garden party 2

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We open on Robert driving his car down the road with Y/n at the passenger seat and Huey and Riley at the back seat.

Robert looked behind him to see Huey's scowling face before he started giving him a lecture.

Granddad: Now, remember, the word of the day is BEHAVE. H-E-A-V-E. Behave.

The Freemans pulled up on the driveway of the mansion as the gatekeeper rushed out of his booth and completely ignored them.

???: I'm coming, I'm coming, Out of the way ,Kunta Kinte!

(Literally this asshole's first line of the series was a reference to a slave, I cannot with Uncle Ruckus, still find him funny though)

Y/n: Did he just call us Kunta Kinte ?

???: Yes sir, how can I help you ?

The gatekeeper rushes back to his booth as Robert tries to get his attention. The man turns around to be a black, fat old man with one giant bulging left eye.

 The man turns around to be a black, fat old man with one giant bulging left eye

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Y/n: Oh no, not you.........

???: Oh Lord have mercy, Security! Security! We got a code black ! Close black at the main gate!

Guard: Ruckus, what the hell is a code black!

Ruckus: We got some hungry lookin' N(*)s at the front gate (Turns to the Freeman) What cha' all doing here ? Deliveries are in the back.

Riley: Y/n, you know this fool ?

Y/n: Know is a strong word, this bigoted asshole arrested me at the mall accusing me for stealing chicken when I had a literal free sample!

Granddad: Well my name is Robert Freeman and I was invited here by Ed Wuncler.

Ruckus: Well I'm Ruckus. Uncle Ruckus, no relation and I work for Mister Wuncler and you slick N(*)s ain't gonna fast talk your way to this here party.

A security guard walks up to them.

Guard: Ruckus, what the hell are you doing ?! Mr Freeman, I'm so sorry, please come this way.

Granddad: See boys,and you thought we'd be the only black people.

The family passes through as both Huey and Y/n eyed Uncle Ruckus (No relation) with a glare as Ruckus glared back at them while drinking out of his flask.

The Freemans arrivied at the backyard of the party where relaxing piano and violin music played.

Y/n smiled feeling all nostalgic.

Y/n: Ah, reminds me of Marsille. Relaxing piano music, good food, and no rap music. (Through gritted teeth) Right, Riley ?

Riley: Oh come on I was only going to do some from the Ying Yang twins and Fifty cent!

Y/n: Can it.

He noticed a few familiar faces in military uniforms and he was about to say hi to them when Ed Wuncler appeared with a man with an army haircut, a tank top and a bling.

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