ALPHA x ALPHA <3
It was the annual Mewing competition in ohio and two of the most skibidi alphas have entered, Noah the sigma and Charlie the alpha, lining up for their turns they end up talking.
" Im lowkey so sigma " growls Noah
" Nuh uh I'm the sigmaest " Charlie snarls back
" You can never be more sigma than me, you lost your mewing streak I'm on 28287262626 years 🤫🧏♂️🤫🧏♂️ " retorts the 10/10
" Maybe but I'm a skibidi-er alpha" as the conversation gets more heated the two alphas get called on stage by the director Mr. Edging-yo-gyatt. The match is brutal leaving the crowd mogging on the edge of their gyatts. Soon it gets too much and they have to take a break.
An hour later, they get called up again for the top 10, Mr. Edging-yo-gyatt begins to announce the winners: kit the mewer from skibidi vill in third place, rosie free-gyatt in 2nd place and finally a tie between noah the sigma and charlie the alpha in first.
Obviously, Charlie and Noah were absolutely not rizzed and were flabbergasted, this is when Mr, Edging-yo-gyatt suggested and ultimate rizz mew off for +1234567899876543 aura and, both wanting to win and be the sigmaest alphas in all of Ohio agreed and it was announced to the mogging audience. They had a few hours to prepare their skibidi shows in the studio nearby. As the two gooned there tension built and the argument resumed, both Alphas all their skibidi mewing powers, the staff were too omega kittens to do anything
So to win first place the argument continued;
"CHARLIES BLONDE –10000000000 aura"
"THAT MFS GINGER" charlie retaliated "1192981911991919991 aura!"
"ONLY IN THE FRONT COOL HAIR +2000000000000000000 aura"
Noah continued, "CHARLIE WEARS WIGS"
"NOAH LIES –3002897987987987897 aura"
Noah was shocked how could charles say Such a thing? "BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU DID BACKSTAGE -^727836786782637862 aura"
Then charlie went in for a final hit "noahs gay –12176176817687216 aura2
"CHARLIES HOMOPHOBIC –2783773632786 aura"
"I HAVE COOLER HAIR"
"IM TALER"
"IM SMARTER"
They continued untill noah said "YOU DONT HAVE ANY BITCHES!!"
Charlie was shocked "yes i do i have 6457747373 bitches 🙁" he thought in his skibidi mind for a second and then said "would you like to make it 6457747374 pookie?"
Noah was in awe the croud gasped, he replied "yes pookie"
HOWLS TO THE WIND
**SKIBIDI TIME SKIP**
It was a few nights afterwards, the moon was full and the two alphas were too- full of rizz that is, they both sat under the pale moonlight, hand in hand.
" I think you're really the sigmaest" purred Charlie to Noah
" you're so gay, pookie bear" Noah responds
" For you bbg " He giggles, cutely
" c'mon its time my skibidi alpha"
They make out
After yapping the turn to the moon the skibidis encapsulated by the glowing sphere, they looked into eachothers eyes and locked in turning back they both howled at the moon, the sigma and the alpha and found their match.
