A/N: There will be NO Transformers refe- who am I kidding?
Narrator POV
The mission to rescue Mei and Bronya have started
Thanks to Theresa's intel, they managed to find the base of Anti-Entropy
Theresa, Himeko, Kiana and Y/N were more than determined to bring back their friends
Hell, Y/N even took a DAY OFF for that
Theresa: ME corp is right ahead. Are you 2 ready?
Kiana: Yes!
Y/N: Better than ready!
Theresa: Here's the mission briefing
Our intel department confirmed Mei, Bronya and Wendy captured by Anti-Entropy
They are being imprisoned in the ME corp HQ building. Unfortunately, Schicksal is not prepared to declare war on Anti-Entropy yet
Our primary goal is to infiltrate the building and rescue our Valkyries, and do naughty stuff along the wa-
Y/N: Please say we're going to destroy their stuff instead. This sound so wrong....
Himeko: Really....
Theresa: You 2 really have some perverted mind....
Kiana: Can't Y/N just use his technique he used during the mission?
Y/N: Would be too dangerous. Even at the lowest level, my technique is way too destructive for something like that. I also can't use my authority, since it's mostly robots, so it won't affect them
Kiana: So, just the good old way huh? Don't worry Y/N! I will carry this mission, so you can go and sleep!
Y/N: Huh-uh, I'm so convinced oh my god Kiana you're so awesome
Kiana: Shut it with the sarcasm!
On their way to the HQ, they encountered a few mechas that they easily beat
Kiana: These robots are stro-
Y/N: Mechas, thank you very much
Kiana: Ugh.... These mechs are strong! Valkyries like us could retire if Schicksal could come up with mechs like this!
Theresa: Unfortunately, that's not possible. Schicksal tried developing autonomous Honkai-powered weapons, but failed. These autonomous units only had a Honkai-usage efficiency of 20%
Y/N: So basically, it worked, but cost too much to make so they stopped
Theresa: Exactly
Himeko: Schicksal research proved that a Valkyrie's body is the best vessel and converter of Honkai energy. Honkai is only stable within a Valkyrie's body
Kiana: I see..... But what about boys then?
Y/N noticed that when she said the word "boys", she said it a bit... harsher than usual
Theresa: Boys have no Honkai resistance to begin with. If they're infected by Honkai energy, they most likely would die the next few weeks
Kiana: Tch.... Useless until the end, seriously
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