You are a moving disaster on two legs!

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𝒜𝓁𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓃𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓈:

"You absolute buffoon wrapped in a riddle."

"What a delightful specimen of refined idiocy you are!"

"Oh, you beautiful disaster of a human being."

"You're like a majestic train wreck I can't look away from."

"Bless your heart, you wonderfully misguided soul."

"Ah, a masterclass in poor decisions, I see."

"How charmingly obtuse of you."

"You're really pushing the boundaries of common sense, aren't you?"

"Well, aren't you just a gold medalist in nonsense."

"A true artist at work, painting the canvas of life with bad ideas."

"Ah, the Michelangelo of misjudgment strikes again."

"You're like a human plot twist-unnecessary and confusing."

"Such grace, such elegance-like a giraffe on roller skates."

"Ah, the embodiment of questionable decisions."

"You must be exhausted from carrying around all that misplaced confidence."

"Your ability to function without logic is truly inspirational."

"A shining beacon of misplaced enthusiasm, aren't you?"

"You're the reason the 'facepalm' emoji was invented."

"Ah, a walking TED Talk on what not to do."

"You are perfect - in doing stupid"

"You, my dear, are like a fine wine-except instead of getting better with time, you're just getting more fermented."

"You are perfect in doing the impossible-like making me question my life (choices) every time we talk."








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