The Chinese Ambassador

Chapter Four

The Budapest conference was over, but luckily there was another meeting soon after in Geneva, Switzerland. This was a big UN conference, and all of the ambassadors were very excited.

Mr Zhang was out of the hospital by now, so him and his friends all got together to go to the conference. They arrived in a limousine at the hotel where the conference was being held. The delegates were ushered into the main conference hall.

It was a fine conference to be sure, all about the environment. Greta Thunberg was there as well, truly a fine conference. Greta made a speech and all the ambassadors yawned. They had to pretend not to care about the speech because the little girl was embarrassing them, making them look bad. Deep down they all cared about the environment, that's why they were having all these conferences, but Greta cared obsessively — perhaps rightly so — and it made them uncomfortable.

After the conference, the three best friends cornered Greta Thunberg to ask her some questions.

"What's your real name?" Asked Mr Kovacs.

"Greta Thornberg, because I'm a thorn in your side, and thorns are natural and I like nature. Yee haha."

"What's your goal Greta Thornberg?" Asked Mr Zhang.

"I want to make the whole world carbon neutral and get rid of all the fossil fuels. Yee haha." Replied Greta. "From now on you will call me Grater Cheese, because I like cheese."

"Okay Grater Cheese." Began Mr Singh (the Indian ambassador), "this is so weird, I thought you were cool."

"Haha! I am Greta's evil twin, Greta is locked up somewhere you'll never find her."

Mr Zhou was shocked. They all were. They decided to kidnap the evil twin and hand her over to Mr Camambert. But everything was falling apart. The building was collapsing. They had forgotten to figure out who they were, they had forgotten to ask the other ambassadors about their past!

The end.