okay so you're smearing your disco stick all over the screen. all over a picture of your crush's face. like your irl crush!
as you were doing so, your disco stick accidentally opened the youtube tab and opened up miley circuses wrecking ball. your eyes widened as she swung around on a giant ball in her whitey tighties.
you gulped and leaned in close as she came in like a wrecking ball and never hit so hard in love.
"oh...em gee! i need to meet my caucasian queen!"
so you frantically typed in (using your disco stick) miley cyrus concerts near me and because you lived in a state of america that was popular she was indeed touring! you could feel your heart pulse and burn at the thought of meeting your pasty queen. oh, how glorious she'd look as a butch lesbian.
so you brought all the tickets which sent you into a crippling debt and your mother beat the shit out of you.
as weeks passed you continued to smear and wack your disco stick over everything until the time came.
you were already so sweaty and smelly because you hadn't showered in a while. the women and men were scared of you.
and then after an hour's wait miss cyrus came out of the ground in a stunning white bra and white boxers. a wrecking ball slowly lowered to the ground as the fog machines began to do their thang. she lifted her head up and stared ahead with her beautiful blue orbs. you swore you made direct eye contact with her as she kept staring. the audience was screaming and crying. she coughed and then began,
"we clawed we chained our hearts in vain, we jumped
never asking why..."
as she got to the chorus she jumped on the humongous wrecking ball and swung back and forward. the people all the way in front felt a strong gush of wind as miley swung above them. you were screaming and crying both from your little three-inch disco stick and mouth. she kept swinging and singing. her face was on the giant screen for the people with poor eyesight and the stupid poor people. once again her giant blue orbs bore into the audience without blinking—not once. this was the best fucking moment of your life.
