Barney: almonds, nice choice!
Carol: they're for my husband, professional assassin Heiny
Barney: oh, you must be Carol
Carol: what? No, I'm Denise. Who's Carol? Is Chip cheating on me?
Barney: oh, my...
Carol: no, that was a joke. I'm sorry, I thought it would be funny. I am Carol
Barney: oh, that was actually very funny. I didn't know what was happening, and then I thought I knew what was happening, but what I thought was happening wasn't what was happening!
Carol: You must be Barney Farney.
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