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Barney: almonds, nice choice!

Carol: they're for my husband, professional assassin Heiny

Barney: oh, you must be Carol

Carol: what? No, I'm Denise. Who's Carol? Is Chip cheating on me?

Barney: oh, my...

Carol: no, that was a joke. I'm sorry, I thought it would be funny. I am Carol

Barney: oh, that was actually very funny. I didn't know what was happening, and then I thought I knew what was happening, but what I thought was happening wasn't what was happening!

Carol: You must be Barney Farney.

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