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by Book8129

by Book8129

SMG3 : So uh, Waiter, uh... can we both get some fri-

Sophist : No he means for himself I only want a water w/ ice

SMG3 : 👁👄👁

Waiter : uh ok that will be 4.99 I'll come back with one tray of fries.

SMG3 : OI!, you have not eaten anything in like a day! What the hell is happening to you!

Sophist : I'm on a diet of ice cubes.

SMG3 : 👁👄👁

SMG3 : That was expected from your weight you skinny ah penc-

Sophist : And you ordering fries like 2 times a day is expected from you too you pi-

SMG3 : OI, WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

Sophist : ... Uh... ✨nOtHiNg✨

SMG3 : I'm gonna shove down a fry to your throat weither you like it or not.

Sophist : Try me!

*2 hours later*

SMG3 : you would've ended up here anyways

Sophist : Shut up! You did this to me!

SMG3 : eh... Yeah... I did kind of started it BUT STILL DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CALLED ME A PIG!