requested by @RandomThingsOfMine
(follow them, they wrote the other au oneshot)
WORD COUNT: 242
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you and Opposite had been hanging out more recently, usually at your house to avoid the others interrupting the time you spent together.
"You're not better than me, asshole!" he yelled at you, trying (and failing) to kick the remote out of your hand.
yall were playing a fortnite 1v1 thingy (idk what it's called-) and it was 3-2, him winning. being the evil--I mean kind-- person you are, you kicked him off the couch.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"womp womp"
the remote FLEW across the room, and watching him scramble to grab it was the funniest thing you'd ever seen. he was yelling at you, at one point literally screaming like he was being stabbed. you just killed him repeatedly until the match ended, which is when he fucking tackled you.
"YOU BITCH-"
you yelped as he knocked you over.
eventually it was later at night, and you decided to bother him.
"Hey Wally."
"no"
"wally wally wally"
"WHAT"
"........hi"
"go to sleep or im going to take your (something special)"
"no kys"
he throws a pillow, which hits his drink and spills on him.
"fuck"
"imagine failing to attack someone, could never be-"
he throws your drink on you.
"I'm going to end your fucking life."
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so preppy!!
sorry there was no romantic or flirting shit-- my peanut sized brain couldn't come up with anything
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Wally Darling AU oneshots
RandomWally AU oneshots because there aren't that many and I really like them still :3
