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Sakura 🌸: *Is searching up on her phone 'How to get a crucifix.'*
Yandere Ghost 👻: *Trying not to chuckle.*
IPhone 80 XP Pro: We don't know and we don't care
Sakura 🌸: Ughhhh, Thanks Google.
Yandere Ghost 👻: *He chuckles, leaning over her with his arms crossed.*
Sakura 🌸: I guess there's only one option left. *Calls Bob the Builder on her IPhone 80 XP Pro.*
Yandere Ghost 👻: *He raises an eyebrow, confused as to why she called Bob the Builder, of all people.*
Bob the Builder 🛠: Hey friend! What do you need?
Sakura 🌸: Do you know how to build a crucifix?
Yandere Ghost 👻: 💭 Oh boy, this will be interesting.
Bob the Builder 🛠: I can try...
Sakura 🌸: Thank you! I'll send you ten thousand dollars for your troubles!
Yandere Ghost 👻: 💭 She's paying Bob the Builder ten thousand dollars to make a crucifix?
Bob the Builder 🛠: Yay, I can move out of my mom's basement- I mean, I can get a new car!
Sakura 🌸: Ummmmm, ok. Send the crucifix to this address: *Gives her address.*
Yandere Ghost 👻: 💭 What is she planning on doing with that crucifix?
Bob the Builder 🛠: I will send you that crucifix when I'm finished!
Sakura 🌸: Great, thanks! *She hangs up and puts away her phone.*
Yandere Ghost 👻: That was quite the phone call, darling.
Sakura 🌸: You're cringe, and you're aware that I'm seeing someone, right?
Yandere Ghost 👻: Hoho, my apologies! And yes. I'm aware of your little boyfriend.
Sakura 🌸: 💭 Was that a targeted comment?
*The doorbell rings.*
Yandere Ghost 👻: Oh, looks like someone's arrived, lets answer it, shall we?
Sakura 🌸: *She answers the door.*
Bob the Builder 🛠: I have your crucifix, maam!
Sakura 🌸: Niiiiiiiice. And as promised, here's ten thousand dollars.
Bob the Builder 🛠: Yaaaaay, motel living, here I come!
Yandere Ghost 👻: Well, don't keep me in suspense, darling. What are you going to do with it?
Sakura 🌸: It's for you. *Holds up the crucifix in front of Osborne.*
Yandere Ghost 👻: Oh my, for me? You shouldn't have!
Sakura 🌸: Wait, but... That usually works on Doors Entities...
Yandere Ghost 👻: You know, for an adorable little thing, you sure are a little silly. A little cross even.
Sakura 🌸: That's it, I'm moving back to Japan. *Begins packing her bags.*
Yandere Ghost 👻: Wait, wait, wait! Hey, I'm just having a bit of fun with you... I didn't mean it!
Sakura 🌸: You're annoying. *Leaves the house for good.*
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