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ASHLEY
whats crackalackin‼️🗣️🗣️

OSCAR 🥐
please never send that to me ever again

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OSCAR 🥐
hi baby how was your morning without me

ASHLEY
shut the fuck up

OSCAR 🥐
not too good i assume 😬

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OSCAR 🥐
im not currently an organ donor but id be happy to give you my heart

ASHLEY
😨
now wtf was that

OSCAR 🥐
this is so disgusting
how do i delete this

ASHLEY
where did you even get that cheesy shit from 😭🙏

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ASHLEY
MAISEY AND PINEAPPLE ARE FINALLY MEETING UP FDKHGKDS
hanging out with her later so wont see u at lunch sorry osc 😔😔

OSCAR 🥐
whats that supposed to mean?
who's maisey

ASHLEY
my childhood best friend

OSCAR 🥐rightand why is she meeting up with a pineapple?is she sick

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OSCAR 🥐
right
and why is she meeting up with a pineapple?
is she sick

ASHLEY
just forget about it baby

OSCAR 🥐
no
why would you stop us from seeing each other at lunch for a pineapple
i can buy you a pineapple

ASHLEY
its a girls thing

OSCAR 🥐
??
men also eat pineapple

ASHLEY
OH MY FUCKING GOD

OSCAR 🥐
watch your mouth

ASHLEY
bite me


OSCAR 🥐
what the actual fuck 😭
im scared of you


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