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cars driving in circles

ASHLEY
i hate alex
he can piss off

ALBONO
what did i do

SUPER MAX
what have you not done

ASHLEY
stuck eyelashes to my car's headlights
with fucking superglue
what was that for
theyve literally marked the car
im crying
you made me cry
that car is my prized possession

OSCAR 🥐
baby

ASHLEY
now is not the time for pet names

OSCAR 🥐
??
no im calling you a baby
im insulting you

ASHLEY
oh!
you can piss off too then

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LAN
if i go to yours tomorrow and oscar isnt in
we can have a nerf fight

ASHLEY
can we can we can we
i hope you imagined me saying that in a 5 year olds voice

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ALBONO
FT ME NOW
I HAVE TEA
IMPORTANT
TEA

ASHLEY
stfu
what made you think we're on speaking terms

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HONEY BADGER
hey are you awake?

ASHLEY
yeah

HONEY BADGER
me too

ASHLEY
i can see that

HONEY BADGER
can i bother you for a second?

ASHLEY
youre always bothering me but go ahead

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