Pisces

Apocalypse

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This is another misunderstanding with the Pisces, before anything I must say, I have had a sudden obsession with the apocalypse, (Don't ask, I don't know.) SO me being me, I look into what a Pisces would be like in an apocalypse, and I've found junk, they are saying we would be the ones to die first because we are too afraid. Or that we wouldn't be able to protect ourselves, that really hurts my feelings. Yes some of the unfortunate ones, would die, or would much rather die than live, and I would gladly die instead of live in a hell hole with Zombies running around, but then again, why not survive, I mean I came all this way to live on this earth, why not fight?

I believe the Pisces of the apocalypse would be the badass' because we would show all of those people how wrong they were about us, weaklings, and I also put the picture up at the top because out of everything I found, that one was my favorite, It didn't tell me which ones would live longer or who would die first it gave me the positions of the signs and how they would work together to survive. We would help people in a way that didn't endanger our lives as much as I think it would, but it's the apocalypse, so whatever.

And I'm probably making no sense, but what I'm trying to say is, Pisces aren't weak, we aren't useless, we may show compassion, and that is considered a weakness, which is stupid because without compassion, where's love and without love, where is life? SO we will be the best we can be, today, tomorrow, in the apocalypse and anywhere we share our compassion to the world.

OK, now I need to get down to the deep stuff, The Apocalypse, is a big deal. This is my theory of how it will go down. All of the signs working together, Aries would designate themselves to be leader, if they don't designate themselves, they will become leader with or without no vote, which is a good thing because nobody wanted to be leader anyhow. Taurus would be the 'rock' and kind of like the therapist of the group, while they would collect food, as always. Gemini would think, what to know answers, collect as much information they could get their hands on. Cancer would be the protector, more of a mom than anything and would do anything to keep the base safe. Leo is optimistic one, he one who is ready to step up to be leader if needed be, and would always be loyal to the others. Virgo would organize, checks everything, makes sure everyone has their right supplies, and has everything in control. Libra keeps everyone happy, they wouldn't let anyone get their hopes up, meditate arguments, and take care of the young. Scorpio would be the warrior of the group, not ever losing a fight, and be the planner. Sagitarius would wander off, being as curious as them, which is good because they would either find medicine, food or a new hide out. Capricorn would teach and prepare the others and plan the escapes, with a very good survival skill. Aquarius would have unique ways of eliminating enemies and protecting the base. And last nut not least, Pisces are always concerned for the sick and injured. They do their best to take care o others and be very understanding. (And be a badass once in a while. ;) ).